"Polish Sausage"

[Shibby]

So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage , would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

If I asked for some Irish whiskey , would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"


The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

[Tizz]

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[the art of war]

they sell hotdogs at home depot - i had one few days ago getting new keys made.

[mofo]

i thought the joke was going somewhere. then it didn't.

[the art of war]

i thought the joke was going somewhere. then it didn't.

bahahha :thumup: