I got a free vacation!!!

[skinnypuppy]

I have been informed that I have won an "All expeneses Paid" free vacation... woohoo!
Paid for by... the State of Texas!
I get to relax in a "time share" with other lucky contestants in the luxurious Brazoria County detention Center... alright!
While enjoying stimulating conversation... I get to indulge in 3 hot meals a day... and my very own cot... awesome! And get this... they are going to supply me with my very own wardwobe... a "sporty" yet casual 2 piece ensemble of Solid Orange and complete with my very own matching ID bracelet... I can't beleive it!.
My "limo" picks me up today sometime this afternoon for a scenic drive through Brazoria County to my final "romantic" destination... hmmmm... I wonder if I might find the love of my life there? Stranger things have happened. :3some:
Take care gals/guys... I shall return... when... I do not know... depends if my lawyer get get off the pipe long enough to post bail for me... tha' sucka!
-sp-
:doh:

[Gongshow]

nice!

[njjuicer]

see you goign anyway id ahve mad ehim paralyzed now u go to jila for 1 punch a waste imo but good luck

[Puddles]

Hope you're out real fast!

[jipped genes]

aww brazoria, nice accomodations. plenty of heat and humidity as well as the aroma of unwashed men. have fun? if you have to go to a county jail i guess you could have done worse, not by much but you could have. steal me some of that super stylish pink underwear they make you wear.

[njjuicer]

everytime my boys or i would go id have them steal me when they elaving the boots they give u they good workboots i ahve 3 pairs :p 2 i ahd got and 1 my fined gav eme ;)

[saturn]

Have a good time on your vacation.....You should have got a couple more shots in maybe they would have upgraded you to a longer stay.

[JUICE]

awesome btoehr:D