Dumb Jersey People

[dna9488]

So i pull into a gas station and fill up my tank. Across my pump is this lady sitting in her Infiniti FX 35 and keeps looking at the Exxon Mart. Her car is running and she keeps looking back. Than she looks at me and see's me pumping gas. She has the most confused look on her face and drives off.

Looked at her tags and its NJ tags. Fuckin retards. Funny thing is there are bright yellow stickers on the gas pumps that say "Self Serve"

People from NJ need to realize that not the whole country isn't full service.

[decadecadeca]

State can't trust retards to handle combustibles.

Makes sense.

[dna9488]

State can't trust retards to handle combustibles.

Makes sense.

lol... the funniest is when a person from NJ tries to pump their own gas :lmao:

They literally spend 30 minutes reading the pump and figuring out what to do.
The concept of "Pay First" doesn't make sense.

I've pulled in pumped gas and pulled out in the the same time a person is standing there with the nozzle in their hand reading the instructions

[Bouncer]

i been out of new jersey so many times that i know to pump gas myself outside of jersey.

but you cant blame us, growing up we are not taught or told that you pump your own gas in other states.

[dna9488]

i been out of new jersey so many times that i know to pump gas myself outside of jersey.

but you cant blame us, growing up we are not taught or told that you pump your own gas in other states.

that's fine. However if you plan on leaving NJ you should have a glance online on how to pump your own gas, just to make sure you're good. youtube it for all i care

[buell]

i been out of new jersey so many times that i know to pump gas myself outside of jersey.

but you cant blame us, growing up we are not taught or told that you pump your own gas in other states.

down here most service stations have a side that reads full service for those of us north of the mason dixin while the other side reads self serve for us from the southern states. on the other hand if u pull up to a non -service station like a quick mart and u are not savvy on the gas thing be prepared to get some flack or just some strange looks from the locals.

[Bouncer]

that's fine. However if you plan on leaving NJ you should have a glance online on how to pump your own gas, just to make sure you're good. youtube it for all i care

how would you know to look something up when you have no idea its different? why would they look up "how to pump your own gas" when they dont know that you pump your own gas.

[decadecadeca]

It's a fucking gas pump, do you really need to conduct research in order to understand how to use it?

[dna9488]

how would you know to look something up when you have no idea its different? why would they look up "how to pump your own gas" when they dont know that you pump your own gas.

true. I guess they're shit out of luck. Gotta wait until AAA tows your ass back to Jersey :D

[dna9488]

It's a fucking gas pump, do you really need to conduct research in order to understand how to use it?

YES!!!

:retard:

[Bouncer]

down here most service stations have a side that reads full service for those of us north of the mason dixin while the other side reads self serve for us from the southern states. on the other hand if u pull up to a non -service station like a quick mart and u are not savvy on the gas thing be prepared to get some flack or just some strange looks from the locals.

your telling me your gas stations cater to new jersey? you say north of the mason dixen line like people in the north dont pump there own gas. new jersey is the only state in the north east who doesnt pump their own gas.

[buell]

It's a fucking gas pump, do you really need to conduct research in order to understand how to use it?

ok a funny scene is bouncer way down south with the kerosene nozzle in the nissan .. on second thought maybe not so funny..:rofl:

[Bouncer]

It's a fucking gas pump, do you really need to conduct research in order to understand how to use it?

you would be surprised how difficult it can be when you have never done it.

from the places where you have to go inside to tell them which pump to the credit card insert and pull out real fast, to the order in which you have to pick up the pump vs press the button etc..

its all just a pain in the ass when you are so used to zipping up to the station, saying "fill it up premium" and pulling away.

[decadecadeca]

you would be surprised how difficult it can be when you have never done it.

from the places where you have to go inside to tell them which pump to the credit card insert and pull out real fast, to the order in which you have to pick up the pump vs press the button etc..

its all just a pain in the ass when you are so used to zipping up to the station, saying "fill it up premium" and pulling away.

I swear to God I will never let you live this down.

It's a fucking gas pump.

Never make fun of the dipshits down here in the south again.

[buell]

you would be surprised how difficult it can be when you have never done it.

from the places where you have to go inside to tell them which pump to the credit card insert and pull out real fast, to the order in which you have to pick up the pump vs press the button etc..

its all just a pain in the ass when you are so used to zipping up to the station, saying "fill it up premium" and pulling away.

ok nancy i get your point.:rofl: