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Stuck in bathroom after I pooped my pants. Help!
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Hahahaha. I think we all been in a similar situation. I remember a few times in high school when I had my hand in some chicks pants and my fingers come out smelling like rotten salmon and vomit. LolOriginally posted by dago View PostCouple years ago I had a thing going with this girl from high school I always wanted to date. So we been messing around for a couple months but she has 2 kids and there is no hanky panky with the kids around good mom and all. So she pulls me in the bathroom one day while the kids are playing X-box. She has this summer dress on so I throw her up on the sink and pull her dress up while she is unzipping my pants right? Well I reach under to pull her thong off and OMG!!! This chick didn't wipe her ass or something I could have fucking died on the spot man I mean how could she not possibly know. So I don't know what to do at this point she is all over me and then it sounded like a voice from heaven came down MOM GRANDMA IS KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!!! Oh shit dress down pants up thanks grandma!!! LMFAO!!!
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