Most Offensive Jokes Thread

[Konitz]

Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

[Bouncer]

exactly, grinder you killed the thread bro. nothing is worse then that. lol

[The_Grinder]

I've got one worse than that, but I don't want to get banned so I won't go there yet....

But here are a few. We will go against 3 different groups with these....

-How was the first copper wire made?

Two Jews picked up a penny at the same time.


-What's the difference between a black man and a large cheese pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.


-Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

[Bouncer]

lol, you wont get banned.

[The_Grinder]

lol, you wont get banned.

Well its a good one and I don't want to blow my wad just yet....:hibb:

[Bouncer]

it better be epic, lots of pressure now. :P

[The_Grinder]

Oh it'll make you shake your head alright...

Ok so this one isn't offensive but it made me laugh.

A guy from New Jersey decides he wants to go on a hunting trip down south. He decides to buy a shotgun and go duck hunting. He's out there for hours before he finally shoots his first duck, which proceeds to fall behind some trees on a farm. By the time he gets over there, the farmer is standing holding the duck. "Yo yo thats my duck" says the NJ guy. The farmer says, "its on my land its mine." They argue for a little bit before the farmer says, "Ok I know how we will settle this. First I will kick you in the nuts. Then, you can kick me in the nuts. Whoever gives up first, has to give up the duck" The NJ guy agrees. So the farmer winds back and kicks the Jersey guy in the nuts as hard as he can. The Jersey guy rolls around in pain screaming for about a minute. He finally gets back up with tears in his eyes. "Ok its my turn", he says. The farmer looks like him and says, "Fuck it, you can have the duck".

[alwaysgrowing]

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried Debbie.

[alwaysgrowing]

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids.

[alwaysgrowing]

Why did the ladies love Jesus?

(Stretch out your arms) Because he was hung like this!

[alwaysgrowing]

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!"

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

Wow that's great was she pretty?"

"I don't know. I never found her head

[alwaysgrowing]

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of sand?

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork

[alwaysgrowing]

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-six year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

[alwaysgrowing]

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

Divorce her

[alwaysgrowing]

A man tells his wife that he wants to titty fuck her, she asks "but how will that feel good for me?"

He replies, "when I'm about to cum I'll stop punching you in the face!"