Most Offensive Jokes Thread

[alwaysgrowing]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

[dna9488]

:rofl: Always. Good stuff

[The_Grinder]

There's the spirit! That gives me plenty of ammo for work tomorrow!!

What's the difference between Jews and Santa?


Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

[The_Grinder]

What's the best thing about 6 year old girls?

When you are done, you can turn them over and use them as 6 year old boys.

[bigscott]

what do you call mike tyson with no arms and no legs ?

nigger ,nigger,nigger

[alwaysgrowing]

My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies

[alwaysgrowing]

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims

[alwaysgrowing]

My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.

[alwaysgrowing]

A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection.

A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on the ground in a pool of blood.

She gently cradles the boy’s head in her arms and whispers, “Do you need a priest?”

The boy moans, “How you can think of sex at a time like this?”

[alwaysgrowing]

Q: How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

A: Your dad's dick tastes funny.

[alwaysgrowing]

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

She's a woman

[Bouncer]

A 12 year old boy gets hit by a car at a busy intersection.

A woman witnesses the entire event and runs over to the little boy, who’s lying on the ground in a pool of blood.

She gently cradles the boy’s head in her arms and whispers, “Do you need a priest?”

The boy moans, “How you can think of sex at a time like this?”

Q: How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

A: Your dad's dick tastes funny.

:rofl: