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it was last night about 9:00pm i come home and find my wife doing something that horrified me! right in my own house.
she was BAKING SUGAR COOKIES! she was taking them out of the oven right there in front of me! MY GOD! she knows i am cutting. my son was patiently waiting with a glass of milk. the house was filled with there intoxicating sweet aroma. i could not resist. i said i will just have a half of a cookie with it crispy outter edge and its warm soft center, still steaming giving off a smell the likes of which could most likely ever be found in heaven. i think i blacked out because next thing i knew i was finishing a big glass of whole milk and there were no cookies left. i feel so betrayed so weak. why would she do this to me. she knows i cant resist sugar cookies. dammit woman! make oatmeal cookies i dont care for them! should i divorce her for this horrible act she perpatrated against my diet!?;)
she was BAKING SUGAR COOKIES! she was taking them out of the oven right there in front of me! MY GOD! she knows i am cutting. my son was patiently waiting with a glass of milk. the house was filled with there intoxicating sweet aroma. i could not resist. i said i will just have a half of a cookie with it crispy outter edge and its warm soft center, still steaming giving off a smell the likes of which could most likely ever be found in heaven. i think i blacked out because next thing i knew i was finishing a big glass of whole milk and there were no cookies left. i feel so betrayed so weak. why would she do this to me. she knows i cant resist sugar cookies. dammit woman! make oatmeal cookies i dont care for them! should i divorce her for this horrible act she perpatrated against my diet!?;)
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