most random night ever.

[mofo]

went to a work outing. my boss was already tipsy when we got there and was completely drunk by the time we left. poor man was standing next to me holding his cash going "i don't know what's going on." i had my first taste of legal alcohol which managed to get me tipsy, thanks to a co-worker. my assistant manager didn't drink but considered the night as a bonding session. everyone was flirting with everyone else. best part was that our company card comp'd the whole night. :thumup:

now i have a headache.

i can't wait for the spring outing. we decided to hit up a strip club. our lesbian co-worker was really excited about that.

[Bouncer]

wow, you work with your parents at their convenience store and you were drinking and flirting with them talking about going to strip clubs.

that confirms it, maryland is indeed the south..

[mofo]

wow, you work with your parents at their convenience store and you were drinking and flirting with them talking about going to strip clubs.

that confirms it, maryland is indeed the south..

lmao. i don't work with them anymore. i work at a financial institution now. my parents are no longer my bosses.

[wnabeabeast]

I can see the office orgy or your first lesbian sex happening near future. :thumup:

[mofo]

I can see the office orgy or your first lesbian sex happening near future. :thumup:

what makes you think it'd be my first? :hibb:

[wnabeabeast]

what makes you think it'd be my first? :hibb:

If it's not, please do tell. :D

[jack tors]

sounds like a fun night... how was the food? can u bring a guest? :)

[dna9488]

lol at last night.

[mofo]

If it's not, please do tell. :D

ladies never kiss and tell.

sounds like a fun night... how was the food? can u bring a guest? :)

i'm pretty sure i could have slipped one or two on the tab. the food was amazing. and they were super quick with making it.

lol at last night.

"stop touching me!"

[dna9488]

"stop touching me!"

"Sleep is for fools"
"I am so hot!"
"I don't know why i am angry. When i left i was so happy and cheerful"
"I don't remember where i parked, but than i found my car next to the curb"

:lmao: :lmao: epic night. I still shouldn't have let you drive home, you should have stayed a bit longer.