People in Jersey are pussies.

[Timma]

Yeah B you guys are pussies with this damn snow you got. I ordered something from Amazon and it's stuck in Jersey due to weather/disaster. It's fucking snow.

[Bouncer]

we got blasted.

this wasnt some 5 inches of snow.

this was 25 and in some places 30 inches of snow with 50 mph wind. that is a pretty bad storm for anyone to deal with.

[Bouncer]

p.s. calm down, your pocket vagina will be there soon!

[Timma]

Still no excuse. Anyone in NYS would have said fuck you snow you cant hold me down. And it's my Hello Kitty backpack that i'm waiting for.

[alwaysgrowing]

We were too busy with doing our jersey shore girls to mail any shit out. Wait until we knock them loose, then we will get back to shipping canolis

[decadecadeca]

.... it's stuck in Jersey due to weather....

Weather my ass, some dirty guido jacked your shit.

[Timma]

Weather my ass, some dirty guido jacked your shit.

I wouldn't doubt it.

[Bouncer]

just give me the tracking number and i will pick it up for you. lol

[Timma]

Now what sense would that make? It's being delivered today.

[Bouncer]

i will smash it in your fucken face.

[Timma]

i will smash it in your fucken face.

I dare you.