worst thing you have done

[alwaysgrowing]

What is the worst thing you have done to a significant other or someone you were dating?

Mine is a toss up between telling a girl to kneel on a pillow after about five minutes of her giving oral for the first time, and then proceeding to use her mouth in soo many wrong way (I was 18 and a real ass)

or

Having my significant other walk in on me mid coitus with someone else (learned to lock my door even in the summer haha)

[Bouncer]

didnt mean it but was goin at it and my dick came out. (was fucken her pretty hard). i immediately slammed it back in only i picked the wrong hole. she let out a scream i will never forget. squirmed around, little shit juice came out, ran to the bathroom moaning, took a shower and left.

i felt like a piece of shit. she really looked like she was in pain.

[dog.bite]

Me and a buddy had these two girls in a room, but not engaged in a foursome. I moved south to go down on her and got a little hint of a very slight unpleasant smell...very, very slight and I had to almost work at smelling it...then I said out loud, "fuck girl, did you shower today?" Needless to say, she jumped up and left. I brought her to tears and humiliated her in front of friends. I think I was 17 years old at the time. I still feel bad for that to this day...what an ass! :noo:

[Mr I]

didnt mean it but was goin at it and my dick came out. (was fucken her pretty hard). i immediately slammed it back in only i picked the wrong hole. she let out a scream i will never forget. squirmed around, little shit juice came out, ran to the bathroom moaning, took a shower and left.

i felt like a piece of shit. she really looked like she was in pain.

You clearly have a small cock, only way that set of circumstances come about:rofl:

[dog.bite]

You clearly have a small cock, only way that set of circumstances come about:rofl:

:thumup: :rofl: :thumup:

[redback]

You clearly have a small cock, only way that set of circumstances come about:rofl:

I was thinking that. Not like your cock just slips right in there. You usually have to work at it.

[Mr I]

I was thinking that. Not like your cock just slips right in there. You usually have to work at it.

Exactly and all this taking it right out before jabbing it back in, who the fuck does that! he was clearly trying to make his cock seem bigger.

If the average Joe did that it would really hurt the woman

Ass juice lol!:rofl: he's never been in an ass

[Mr I]

Ya its all coming out now these are B's favourites;

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[Dirk Diggler]

Exactly and all this taking it right out before jabbing it back in, who the fuck does that!

Captain Stabbin son!

Man, I can't even name all the wild shit I've done. It's toss up between making a chick puke from the oral probing I gave her (ya I'm a real ladies man), maybe the pink eye one broad got from a pop shot (no cum dodging ladies), or having my downstairs neighbor fling, walk in on me banging another chick.

[Mr I]

whats pink eye?

[Dirk Diggler]

It's an infection or just swelling of the eye.

[Mr I]

and she got it because you shat in her eye?

In England its customary to shit in a ladies handbag before leaving her place if its a one night stand. Nice little treat to make her feel good after with a hangover.

[Dirk Diggler]

LMAO, no bro. I didn't shit in her eye. I'm not a scat man. I blew my load in her eye. You can get the infection from using a dirty towel, or not washing your hands. So who knows. The towel she used to clean up her face could have been dirty. I take the proper preventative measures now by making my chicks wear swimming goggles.

[Bouncer]

Captain Stabbin son!

bingo.

these fucken geeks dont know anything about bangen like a champ! :weights:

[Dirk Diggler]

Hell ya man, you gotta get up in that shit!