WTF is going on at this forum????

[BEAST]

Hey Beast, did you join yet?

Yes I did. Here is the link for my first post hopefully it won't be deleted so you guys will get to see it. :rofl:
It's late (around 1:30am) my time so this was all I can come up with. :thumup:
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

[Mr I]

The hell you doing up at this time beast? How's the lady still beautiful? Couldn't be botherem pm ya too hard on this phone

[Mr I]

Says invalid thread beast

[BEAST]

Fuck I got banned already. :rofl:
Lfmao it took only about two minutes. I posted the link and clicked on it to see if it worked and I was already banned. :thumup:
This is the pm I got, it has my post too. :D


Dear Devil's spawn,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
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This infraction is worth 16000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Quote:
Dear friends I'm here because I need help. I feel like Satan has taken over my life. I've been having impure thoughts in my head.
All I wanna do is anal sex. It doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl, I just wanna stick my penis in their assholes.
Also I masturbate everyday in fact some times twice a day I don't know what's gotten in to me. I'm 45 years old and I've never been married I became born again virgin about 12 years ago and my dear lord haven't show me the right woman to have my child with but now since I've been having all these impure thoughts I'm afraid if I have a kid it'll born with all the evil with in me.
So please help!
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

[BEAST]

The hell you doing up at this time beast? How's the lady still beautiful? Couldn't be botherem pm ya too hard on this phone

Mr I check pm when you get to a computer or a better fucking phone. :D

[Bouncer]

its a spoof forum dipshit.

[BEAST]

its a spoof forum dipshit.

Doesn't matter asshole, even it is a spoof forum I went through the sign up process made my post and I got banned with in minutes. :thumup:

[dna9488]

Fuck I got banned already. :rofl:
Lfmao it took only about two minutes. I posted the link and clicked on it to see if it worked and I was already banned. :thumup:
This is the pm I got, it has my post too. :D


Dear Devil's spawn,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Ban
-------

-------

This infraction is worth 16000 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Quote:
Dear friends I'm here because I need help. I feel like Satan has taken over my life. I've been having impure thoughts in my head.
All I wanna do is anal sex. It doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl, I just wanna stick my penis in their assholes.
Also I masturbate everyday in fact some times twice a day I don't know what's gotten in to me. I'm 45 years old and I've never been married I became born again virgin about 12 years ago and my dear lord haven't show me the right woman to have my child with but now since I've been having all these impure thoughts I'm afraid if I have a kid it'll born with all the evil with in me.
So please help!
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forums

:rofl: NICE!