I gave this kid a ride home from work the other day and he wants me to come in and check out his little weight set up he has going. Introduces me to his girlfriend and there many children I hang out for a few minutes and leave. 2 days later my cell rings and I don't recognize the number but I answer. The young lady on the other end asks for me by name and tells me her name is Laura a friend of Jen's??? After some conversation Jen is the kid I gave a ride home's girl. Well Jen told Laura I was hot and single and Laura wants to know what kind of girls I like. I'm really not used to random chicks Idk calling me like this so I just say smart and pretty girls are my preference. I didn't really know what the fuck to say...anyway Laura informs me she is beautiful and in nursing school and what am I doing tonight she wants to go clubbing. I swear this is a true story. So I keep it 100% and let Laura know that I had prior arrangements with another young lady that included me guaranteed getting laid @ which point Laura lets me know she wants to have most def have sex. I have never seen this girl in my life she could be a tranny:rofl: but then I start thinking how many times does this happen go check it out if the chick is ugly just leave. So I go to my buddy from works house to meet Laura and she is not ugly but I wouldn't kick her outta bed so...fast forward we are on our way to the city and gotta pick up my cousin he wants to go its now a trio. On the way I notice Laura is taking some prescription meds and talking a lot. She asks about me and I'm talking and look over after a couple minutes and the bitch is asleep!!! I shake her awake and ask is she Ok and she looks disoriented while assuring me she is fine and lipstick all over her teeth. Pick up my cuz and head to the ville by the time we get there I know this chick is wack man and my cuz dont do so hot in the lady dept so I go pick up my original plan while talking Laura into the backseat with cuz. It takes her a few to figure out what happened and now she is not happy but doesn't say much about the change in plans. We went to a small pub I like to hang out at and shoot pool and by the time we got to the club Laura was snoozing away in the back seat. I peeped her meds Klonipin or however you spell it some kind of benzo. The moral of the story is I think the chick was a tranny:retard:
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Cliff notes (I somehow can read teen typing)Originally posted by Chadd77 View PostI have no idea what you just said. Hopefully another teenager will come along and translate this into a conversation a grownup will understand.
Friend from work he took home and the guys girl told her friend dago was cute and single. Friend calls dago to hang out. Dago picks her up, she pops pills and passes out. Dago picks up cousin and other girl and throws druggie girl in back seat to sleep. He thinks she's a tranny.
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:thumup::clapback:Originally posted by Timma View PostCliff notes (I somehow can read teen typing)
Friend from work he took home and the guys girl told her friend dago was cute and single. Friend calls dago to hang out. Dago picks her up, she pops pills and passes out. Dago picks up cousin and other girl and throws druggie girl in back seat to sleep. He thinks she's a tranny.
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