this guy at work...

[alwaysgrowing]

No no no. The game just the tip allows the girl to give it up without feeling bad.

AG- Mofo, let's play just the tip. It'll bring us closer together"
Mofo- Really?
AG- Yes swweetie. And if it doesn't feel good, I promise I'll stop
Mofo- Okay, lets try it

[alwaysgrowing]

No no no. The game just the tip allows the girl to give it up without feeling bad.

AG- Mofo, let's play just the tip. It'll bring us closer together"
Mofo- Really?
AG- Yes swweetie. And if it doesn't feel good, I promise I'll stop
Mofo- Okay, lets try it

30 seconds later...

AG: I'm done.
Mofo: That's it?
Ag: Yes, now make me a sandwhich

[mofo]

Lmao. Lets make a playdate. Teach me your ways sensei.

[alwaysgrowing]

Any weekend :)

[mofo]

So last week we both got wasted and were at his place. We hooked up but didn't have sex. The next day at work wasn't awkward at all but we were both hungover and some of our co-workers were suspicious.

[Chadd77]

We hooked up but didn't have sex.

huh?? Hooking up is having sex.

[mofo]

huh?? Hooking up is having sex.

Not to me. Having sex is having sex and hooking up is hooking up.

[dna9488]

So last week we both got wasted and were at his place. We hooked up but didn't have sex. The next day at work wasn't awkward at all but we were both hungover and some of our co-workers were suspicious.

you were tipsy and borderline drunk. Being wasted is a different story. If you were wasted you wouldn't have driven around.

[Bouncer]

This thread is a bunch of bs if I ever saw one.

[dna9488]

This thread is a bunch of bs if I ever saw one.

As much BS as Rado's $1000 bill thread

[Bouncer]

As much bs as me lifting weights!

[dna9488]

As much bs as me lifting weights!

The only lifting you do is lifting your PS3 controller off the table.

[Bouncer]

and bag of chips and soda.

[dna9488]

and bag of chips and soda.

Yea, fuckin drinking a 2L bottle of Sprite. You make me sick.

[Bouncer]

igf-lr3 turns it all into shredded muscle boom!