I got jumped by 3 black guys

[Bouncer]

they rob you?

which gay bar were you going to?

[Mr I]

"I hear someone running up behind me. Next time I remember is getting hit and going down. Got kicked a few times and then the assholes ran away"

How do you know they were black, did they take the dollar bills instead of the 20 notes?

[lowcashcowboy]

Too bad you can't hang em still

[Mr I]

Shit happens bro don't sweat it, you ok?

[NewbieChris]

Go me. I was walking to the bar in Philly last night when I hear someone running up behind me. Next time I remember is getting hit and going down. Got kicked a few times and then the assholes ran away.

Great St. Patti's day.