Report: Jeremy Clarkson accused of affair with Top Gear coworker

[Bouncer]

The British tabloid press has exploded with rumors and reports that Jeremy Clarkson has been getting his David Letterman on with a production assistant for the Top Gear World Tour. According to reports, Clarkson has been cheating on his wife of 18 years with a 42-year-old blonde named Phillipa Sage.

Witnesses claim they saw Clarkson and Sage kissing publicly and sharing hotel rooms in Australia and Norway.

Clarkson said he's shocked to find himself "the next Tiger Woods," while his alleged mistress has taken to the press to call the reports "nonsense." Sage went on to say it's not unusual for Top Gear colleagues to share hotel rooms.

[decadecadeca]

I call bullshit.

Who the fuck would want to cheat with a 42 year old broad?

[dna9488]

Jeremy Clarkson, that dirty old dog. If you're going to cheat, might as well do it right and do it with an 18 year old

[Timma]

I call bullshit.

Who the fuck would want to cheat with a 42 year old broad?

I agree. If you're doing it then go way younger and hot.

[Bouncer]

you guys are stupid. lol. there are some hot ass 42 year olds in the world.

[Timma]

you guys are stupid. lol. there are some hot ass 42 year olds in the world.

Yes but they are used up. Go for the near fresh ones.

[decadecadeca]

you guys are stupid. lol. there are some hot ass 42 year olds in the world.

Maybe.

But they sure as hell aren't working as production assistants.

[decadecadeca]

Chick looks like Ricky Gervais.....

[Timma]

I bet her tits look like runny eggs hanging on a nail.

[FitnessBrat]

you guys are stupid. lol. there are some hot ass 42 year olds in the world.

No kidding. And what do y'all think, he can just get any woman he wants? He's nothing to look at.

[decadecadeca]

No kidding. And what do y'all think, he can just get any woman he wants? He's nothing to look at.

He's moderately rich and/or famous.

Looks aren't part of the equation here.

If he's fucking her it's just because she's close and convenient, not because he couldn't pull 20 year old hotties.

[Timma]

He's moderately rich and/or famous.

Looks aren't part of the equation here.

If he's fucking her it's just because she's close and convenient, not because he couldn't pull 20 year old hotties.

:agreed:

[FitnessBrat]

He's moderately rich and/or famous.

Looks aren't part of the equation here.

If he's fucking her it's just because she's close and convenient, not because he couldn't pull 20 year old hotties.

He could walk down the street and 1 out of 100 women would recognize him. Maybe he wanted someone that knows what they're doing? :hibb:

[FitnessBrat]

I bet her tits look like runny eggs hanging on a nail.

Because she's 42? I'll bet ANYthing that's not what anything on me will look like in 7 years, lol. :wack:

[Timma]

Because she's 42? I'll bet ANYthing that's not what anything on me will look like in 7 years, lol. :wack:

LOL no because of how she looks. He is very popular in England. It's one of the top rated shows and you should see the girls in the audience sometimes.

And no nothing will look like that on you when you get to be that age. :)