Pick-up Lines from the Men of SM

[mofo]

[Mr I]

Don't get the last one

[dna9488]

lol i feel like Alwaysgrowing uses some of those lines already

[alwaysgrowing]

Old enough to breathe, old enough for me

[Bouncer]

i am with mr i, what the fuck does the last one mean?

[Bouncer]

Old enough to breathe, old enough for me

get a new joke, shit was funny 3 months ago you shit bird.

[alwaysgrowing]

get a new joke, shit was funny 3 months ago you shit bird.

Just as the Jets were good three months ago.

And WTF is a shit bird haha

[alwaysgrowing]

I believe it is supposed to say you have a nice set of buns. Or the guy is just so fucked up that he has no clue what he is saying

[BEAST]

And WTF is a shit bird haha

Shit bird is bouncer's attemp to being funny. :D

[mofo]

I believe it is supposed to say you have a nice set of buns. Or the guy is just so fucked up that he has no clue what he is saying

do you not understand that the panda is wasted??

[alwaysgrowing]

do you not understand that the panda is wasted??

I do. Hence the disclaimer at the end of my post :)

[alwaysgrowing]

and pandas can't talk or write. I win :)

[mofo]

Wasted pandas can.

[Bouncer]

Shit bird is bouncer's attemp to being funny. :D

bouncers attempt AT being funny. not "to being funny".

:clapback:

[alwaysgrowing]

I feel like a drunk panda and I didn't drink. Love me cold medicine on an empty stomach. Bed time. Just waiting on the hooker