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> > He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra;
you've
> got nothing to put in
> it.
> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
> **********************
> He said . ... .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
> while I sit on the sofa and fart!
> **********************
> He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> gave you?
> She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> ************************
> He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said . . . I would but you're never there.
> ************************
> On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
> Written just below it . . . " I do not"
> ************************
> Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
> to do the dishes?
> A. Both of them.
> ***************************
> Q. Why did the man cross the road?
> A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
> ***************************
> Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> A. They don't have time
> ***************************
> Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
> A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
> *****************************
> Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
> A. He buys two cases of beer.
> ******************************
> Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
> A. The bonds mature.
> ********************************
> Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> A. So men can remember them.
> ********************************
> Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> A. We don't know; it has never happened.
> ********************************
> Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
> good-looking?
> A. They already have boyfriends.
> *********************************
> Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night?
> A. A widow.
> ***********************************
> Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> **************************************
> Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> A. They're married.
> ************************************
> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
> God says: "So you would love her."
> But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
> God says: "So she would love you."
> > He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra;
you've
> got nothing to put in
> it.
> She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
> **********************
> He said . ... .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
> while I sit on the sofa and fart!
> **********************
> He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> gave you?
> She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> ************************
> He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said . . . I would but you're never there.
> ************************
> On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
> Written just below it . . . " I do not"
> ************************
> Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take
> to do the dishes?
> A. Both of them.
> ***************************
> Q. Why did the man cross the road?
> A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
> ***************************
> Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> A. They don't have time
> ***************************
> Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
> A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
> *****************************
> Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
> A. He buys two cases of beer.
> ******************************
> Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
> A. The bonds mature.
> ********************************
> Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> A. So men can remember them.
> ********************************
> Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> A. We don't know; it has never happened.
> ********************************
> Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
> good-looking?
> A. They already have boyfriends.
> *********************************
> Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night?
> A. A widow.
> ***********************************
> Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
> A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> **************************************
> Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> A. They're married.
> ************************************
> Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
> God says: "So you would love her."
> But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
> God says: "So she would love you."
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