i asked what my mother wanted for mother's day...

[mofo]

and she shows me this website with reed krakoff handbags. she had the link saved on her computer. mind you the bag she wants is $1500. she's a crazy SOB. i laughed and said "flowers it is."

[BEAST]

Just send her an ecard. :D

[FitnessBrat]

Your mom's not worth $1500? :D

[mofo]

Hahaha. You did not just pull that line. I just bought her a new purse for her birthday in March. I am going to the mall in a few to get her another one. She is difficult.

[alwaysgrowing]

bitches always are

:thumup::thumup::rofl::rofl:

[mofo]

bitches always are, no wonder she's your mother.

Someone is still bitter they can't get young pussy. Its okay rado. We "believe" you when you say your wife is hot.

[Bouncer]

"listen here hunny, i am a gray haired, fat faced, high estrogen, short mexican looking fella that lives in ohio and loves "BJ" classes!"

[dna9488]

just get your mom a dick in a box :D

YouTube - Dick In A Box The Lonely Island

[Timma]

"listen here hunny, i am a gray haired, fat faced, high estrogen, short mexican looking fella that lives in ohio and loves "BJ" classes!"

:rofl: That's how I read it too.

[Timma]

Ok mr I'm a golfer wanna be :rofl: faggot swinging bitch...

Jealousy is a bitch ain't it? Player wannabe.

[Timma]

shut up faggot:slap:

I'm a player all day:D

When you have to self proclaim it it's not true. Sorry go hit on mofo some more.

[Timma]

I don't agree....I proclaim I'm the best; that's fact....Go hit on your 9 iron you tool....

I'll hit my 9 iron up your twat.

[mofo]

In short don't call my mom a bitch.

[Bouncer]

your moms a bitch and fuck your uncle

[mofo]

your moms a bitch and fuck your uncle

you don't even count as a human being.