Burnt my actual asshole.

[Bouncer]

So I was tanning and holding my ass cheeks open so that I don't get tan lines. Was only in for 6 minutes and now my asshole is dry and itchy. What do you guys suggest? :)

[decadecadeca]

You took Rado with you?

[Bouncer]

I'm deleting your number from my phone right now! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want no part of your friendship anymore:rofl: totally fucking speechless...

whatever brah, chicks dont like tan lines.

[Bouncer]

When girls are licking my ass I don't want them to see any lines. Boom!

[Bouncer]

Fb and Mofo are 2 of my ass eaters. Pow!

[BEAST]

I fucking told you before, you are a guido wtf are you doing in a booth? stick with the spray tan dumbass.:slap:

[FitnessBrat]

Fb and Mofo are 2 of my ass eaters. Pow!

Mofo - maybe.

FB - ain't happenin'.

[Bouncer]

Mofo - maybe.

FB - ain't happenin'.

:rofl:

[mofo]

Fb and Mofo are 2 of my ass eaters. Pow!

the day i even look at you with any sort of sexual feelings will be the day i kill myself.

and FB. thanks for sticking up for me, brah! :disagree:

[Bouncer]

:lmao:

[decadecadeca]

Your lady should get sainthood for the horrors she tolerates.

Sitting around digging in your crusty ass, funking up the joint.

[blm]

I thought maybe you set rado on fire based on the title.

[Bouncer]

Your lady should get sainthood for the horrors she tolerates.

Sitting around digging in your crusty ass, funking up the joint.

I thought maybe you set rado on fire based on the title.

:rofl:

[henry]

happens all the time bro i put a bit of sunscreen on stops it drying out

[Bouncer]

happens all the time bro i put a bit of sunscreen on stops it drying out

You put sunscreen on the asshole or do you push a finger in a bit to get the inside?