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Mofo, you have to get it together!!
True story. Every morning I pack myself a lunch, a snack, a bunch of water, and a couple sodas for lunch in case it gets too busy and I can't really stop and grab something to eat. Last week I was driving the flatbed tow truck around and received a call from AAA. I get to the call and see an extremely obese woman! 1991 Cadillac Deville, battery dead, and all the belts are torn off the motor. So I tell the lady to go have a seat in the truck and I'll put the car on the bed. Once all is done I go inside my truck and as soon as I get in, I find this obese woman EATING MY LUNCH! It took me about 30 seconds to stop laughing and this is how the conversation went.
Me: What the hell are you doing? Obese lady: Oh is this yours? I'm sorry I thought it was part of AAA services... Me: Again, hysterical laughing. Obese lady puts down sandwich. Me: You might as well finish it you've already eaten half! Obese lady without thinking twice starts munching away.
Now just when I thought it was over she reached back into the cooler and grabbed her self a soda and some potato chips. Status = MIND BLOWN
Get to the destination, put down her car and she tells me "Thank you! Have a good one!"
No tip or anything...
True story. Every morning I pack myself a lunch, a snack, a bunch of water, and a couple sodas for lunch in case it gets too busy and I can't really stop and grab something to eat. Last week I was driving the flatbed tow truck around and received a call from AAA. I get to the call and see an extremely obese woman! 1991 Cadillac Deville, battery dead, and all the belts are torn off the motor. So I tell the lady to go have a seat in the truck and I'll put the car on the bed. Once all is done I go inside my truck and as soon as I get in, I find this obese woman EATING MY LUNCH! It took me about 30 seconds to stop laughing and this is how the conversation went.
Me: What the hell are you doing? Obese lady: Oh is this yours? I'm sorry I thought it was part of AAA services... Me: Again, hysterical laughing. Obese lady puts down sandwich. Me: You might as well finish it you've already eaten half! Obese lady without thinking twice starts munching away.
Now just when I thought it was over she reached back into the cooler and grabbed her self a soda and some potato chips. Status = MIND BLOWN
Get to the destination, put down her car and she tells me "Thank you! Have a good one!"
No tip or anything...
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