Was I hit on by a gay today?

[Bouncer]

Walk into hollywood tans and the dude that works there says, "he (my name) whats up". I said, "you are good with names bro, I cant remember anyones name". He says, "how could I forget you"...

I was like "ehhh i need 7 minutes in booth 5 please" and got the fuck away!

Homo or no homo? :ghey:

[Bouncer]

I told yes already...But you love the attention...go figure...

[decadecadeca]

I hope he doses you the next time you're sleeping in the tanning bed.

[Bouncer]

I hope he doses you the next time you're sleeping in the tanning bed.

how the fuck am i gonna sleep in a standup bed. nobody has laydown beds anymore bro, get up to speed with the tanning world!! :weights:

[decadecadeca]

Your fat ass could sleep standing up like a damn horse.

[decadecadeca]

Wait, wait, wait....did this guy instruct you on spreading your ass cheeks last time you tanned?

[Bouncer]

Wait, wait, wait....did this guy instruct you on spreading your ass cheeks last time you tanned?

yea now that i think about it!!! :rofl: :ghey:

[decadecadeca]

yea now that i think about it!!! :rofl: :ghey:

You already let the dude get to third base, might as well fuck him now.

Try to work in free tanning for life.

Gay for pay bastard.

[Bouncer]

just incase the guy might be reading.. I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE SPREAD ASS THING!! I NEVER DID THAT! NO HOMO HERE BRAH!

[decadecadeca]

[lipripper]

just incase the guy might be reading.. I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE SPREAD ASS THING!! I NEVER DID THAT! NO HOMO HERE BRAH!

yep..sure.....:hibb:

[BEAST]

Wait, wait, wait....did this guy instruct you on spreading your ass cheeks last time you tanned?

He was probably holding bouncer's ass cheeks apart for him in the booth. :rofl:

[Mr I]

He was probably holding bouncer's ass cheeks apart for him in the booth. :rofl:

That was so he could speak to rado

[FitnessBrat]

That was so he could speak to rado

:rofl:

[Bouncer]

That was so he could speak to rado

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: