Family gets lost in corn maze, calls 911

[Scrumhalf]

Damn... how freaking lame do you have to be? Just bushwhack through the maze in any direction. Or if the maze is made of bales, climb up on it. :noo:

Family lost in corn maze calls 911 - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com

[Turbo3000]

Everyone thinks that 911/emergency services are suppose to cater to every little need.

[Bouncer]

only in america.

worthless god damn imbeciles!

[decadecadeca]

A Massachusetts family....


The north.

[Bouncer]

A Massachusetts family....


The north.

basically Canadian.

[Turbo3000]

A Massachusetts family....


The north.

:agreed:

Exactly.

[Konitz]

It's a little big, supposedly takes 45 minutes to walk across, if you aren't paying attention anyone could get lost if you have bad sense of direction.

[FitnessBrat]

Bad sense of direction or not, it's a maze! And they were 25 feet from the street, lol.

[Scrumhalf]

Yep.....cool maze, but it's just corn. Just walk right through the stalks...lol...

[Turbo3000]

Looks more like a walking path.

[Konitz]

Yeah, but it is a backroad, no street lights and to walk from one side of the maze to the other takes an average of 45 minutes. If no cars were driving by you wouldn't know if the road was there or not.

[Turbo3000]

Yeah, but it is a backroad, no street lights and to walk from one side of the maze to the other takes an average of 45 minutes. If no cars were driving by you wouldn't know if the road was there or not.

45 minutes..........you won't die.

You can walk until you aren't surrounded by fucking corn, then establish your location.

[Konitz]

You are all a bunch of Monday morning quarterbacks lol

[FitnessBrat]

You are all a bunch of Monday morning quarterbacks lol

And your picture was wrong :D

[lipripper]

WOW simple land navigation.... pick a direction and move the fuck out!

hell most digital watches have a freeking compass built into them now days.

Even if it was dark, pick a star and stay in that direction, any direction.... As long as you can stay within 90 deg of your start direction you'll hit a road..... surrounded by roads and got lost WTF. That is simply fucking pathetic!!!!!