New girl im seeing

[redback]

I'v just started dating a new muslim girlfriend.

The other night she gave me a hand job

Fuck me, she was rough...so I've nicknamed her the Terror Wrist

[BEAST]

Lol. Just make sure she doesn't blow you. :rofl:

[Bouncer]

Sounds fun lol

[t-diddz]

terrible to hear bro. I once dated a girl and every time I got too close to her, her dog would straight up attack me... AKA The Taliban Dog..

[Mr I]

Awesome joke

[jack tors]

bwahahha

[dago]

fuck a hand job how bout a blow job?

[Bouncer]

Redback like 40 years old getting a hand job like a 15 year old at the movies. Lmao

[redback]

Redback like 40 years old getting a hand job like a 15 year old at the movies. Lmao

I love woman bro. I start seeing one and another comes along and i can't help myself. :)

[Bouncer]

Yea you are rare bro, I don't know any other man on earth who loves women. Lol Stfu handjob boy. I woulda told the bitch to replace the hand with her mouth or anus or gtfo.

[redback]

Yea you are rare bro, I don't know any other man on earth who loves women. Lol Stfu handjob boy. I woulda told the bitch to replace the hand with her mouth or anus or gtfo.

You do realize that was a joke and that no muslim woman actually gave me a handjob you dumbfuck :retard:

[Bouncer]

Isn't the point of a joke to be funny? Lol

[redback]

Isn't the point of a joke to be funny? Lol

Sometimes I wonder how a dumb bastard like you can even run a website. Your the only retard in the whole thread who didn't get it. You have been playing fucking space invaders too long you fucking canoli. :retard:

[FitnessBrat]

Not gonna lie, I didn't know it was a joke. I thought it was like that other weird thread about a girl.

[redback]

lol jesus christ brat.