Knock knock

[dago]

Last night my friend Ashely is over. Her phone is ringing she not answering :P then BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! on the front door..first thing in my criminal mind is Police only police beat on doors like that wtf..but I haven't done shit that I can think of lol and there is nothing in the house so BOOM BOOM!! I go open the door this little 160 lb honkey standing on my porch beating my door down. Got his hat on sideways where the fuck is Ashley!! I smack his hat off his head and push him off the porch into the grass told him get the fuck off my property or ima go get my gun and let the dog out she bout to tear the door down trying to get out. Bitches are trouble :wack:

[blm]

Probably the 12 year olds dad.

[COLOSSUS]

LMAO! did you ever figure out if it was her BF? Husband? hhahah

Funny I am the same way... anyone beats on my door like that i automatically think its the cops.

or just like the other day i was at the gas station and a cop walks in to use the restroom and say "hey" to me and i freeze up and start to think of all the things ive been doing lately that could get me into some trouble hahaha Fuckers scare the shit out of me now

I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL SON!

Seriously tho if I were ever to get into any kind of trouble that would land me in jail again i would run like the wind, go underground for a bit, then get my mexican ass straight down to the border

[COLOSSUS]

Probably the 12 year olds dad.

lol

[dago]

Probably the 12 year olds dad.

Fuck you she's 37 hater

[dago]

LMAO! did you ever figure out if it was her BF? Husband? hhahah

Funny I am the same way... anyone beats on my door like that i automatically think its the cops.

or just like the other day i was at the gas station and a cop walks in to use the restroom and say "hey" to me and i freeze up and start to think of all the things ive been doing lately that could get me into some trouble hahaha Fuckers scare the shit out of me now

I AINT GOIN BACK TO JAIL SON!

Seriously tho if I were ever to get into any kind of trouble that would land me in jail again i would run like the wind, go underground for a bit, then get my mexican ass straight down to the border

I only met her 5 months ago maybe so no i didn't have a clue bro lol she is a school teacher :)

[dago]

Probably the 12 year olds dad.

I can't believe you say this to me bro you know I have a 10 year old daughter thats fucked up :noo:

[Bouncer]

Last night my friend Ashely is over. Her phone is ringing she not answering :P then BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! on the front door..first thing in my criminal mind is Police only police beat on doors like that wtf..but I haven't done shit that I can think of lol and there is nothing in the house so BOOM BOOM!! I go open the door this little 160 lb honkey standing on my porch beating my door down. Got his hat on sideways where the fuck is Ashley!! I smack his hat off his head and push him off the porch into the grass told him get the fuck off my property or ima go get my gun and let the dog out she bout to tear the door down trying to get out. Bitches are trouble :wack:

haha i think you dream up these stories. you too ugly to have all these chicks! :rofl:

[Bouncer]

Probably the 12 year olds dad.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[blm]

I didn't say anything about your daughter. So sensitive.

[Bouncer]

I can't believe you say this to me bro you know I have a 10 year old daughter thats fucked up :noo:

if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen bro. we talk shit to each other, thats what we do. no harm is meant by it.

[dago]

if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen bro. we talk shit to each other, thats what we do. no harm is meant by it.

ya but thats borderline I wouldn't call any of u guys that or even hang around here if I thought that about any of you were that way..come on now

[Bouncer]

ya but thats borderline

borders on this site. :rofl:

[blm]

ya but thats borderline I wouldn't call any of u guys that or even hang around here if I thought that about any of you were that way..come on now

Boo hoo. I didn't say anything about your child nor did I imply anything about her. I made a joke about you. Suck it up. You act like such a tough guy whoopin everybodys ass yet fall apart at a little joke.

[Bouncer]

exactly, nobody is talking about your little girl. we are talking about you, you ugly bitch! :D