My Wife Hates Me

[blm]

I'm a big practical joker and always try to get her to freak out. Usually silly shit like popping out from doorways in the dark rooms or sneaking up behind her in the dark and blowing on her neck or yelling, etc.

Tonight when I was cutting up chicken I filled up my hand with ketchup and partially covered it with a paper towel that started soaking it up. When she came back from the baby's room I dropped the knife on the floor and held my hand like I just cut it saying "Oh muy god, honey, help me...fuck...look!"

She fucking freaked out, started shaking and crying. It looked pretty gruesome from across the room, lmao.

She hates me now! :rofl:

[COLOSSUS]

hahahaha nice

[decadecadeca]

She's gonna glue your pecker to your leg one of these nights.

[Bouncer]

haha you are a scumbag and i like it!

[FrankTheTank55]

That's funny!

[blm]

It was way more effective than I imagined. Her reaction actually frightened me, lol. I would have drug it out if I could have but she looked like she was about to go into shock.

As you can imagine, she is terrible with crisis.

[Bouncer]

You are a nice fella

[dna9488]

hahaha... nice one.

[Mr I]

Your a control freak thats what she hates

[blm]

Your a control freak thats what she hates

lol, you're perspective of me is completely opposite of who I am. I laugh out loud (literally) everytime you comment some random thought. Have you fully recovered from your stroke yet?

[auri]

I don't know, I think that's mean. But I'm half woman anyway.

[FitnessBrat]

I don't know, I think that's mean. But I'm half woman anyway.

SO mean! I'm terrified of being startled and stuff like that (not the chicken or blood), and that was the one thing my ex knew never to do!

[blm]

SO mean! I'm terrified of being startled and stuff like that (not the chicken or blood), and that was the one thing my ex knew never to do!

Fortunately she has the same sense of humor as me. She doesn't find it to be mean. Once her heart arythmia settled she loved me again, lol.

[lipripper]

NICE ONE!!!!

[Juiced1]

I'm a big practical joker and always try to get her to freak out. Usually silly shit like popping out from doorways in the dark rooms or sneaking up behind her in the dark and blowing on her neck or yelling, etc.

Sounds fucking annoying.