Spit on a chick earlier.

[decadecadeca]

Been chewing gum when I lift, today when I was at the gym I accidently launched that shit across the room and hit a chick dead in the tits.

I'm one smooth motherfucker.

[Bouncer]

how exactly did this happen?

how did you launch it across the gym and not do it on purpose?

[lipripper]

Been chewing gum when I lift, today when I was at the gym I accidently launched that shit across the room and hit a chick dead in the tits.

I'm one smooth motherfucker.

Did it stick to her tit? did ya go get it back?:rofl:

[decadecadeca]

how exactly did this happen?

how did you launch it across the gym and not do it on purpose?

The forceful exhalation of air caused the gum to become a projectile.

[decadecadeca]

Did it stick to her tit? did ya go get it back?:rofl:

It was the Five super gum, shit is like rubber so it just bounced off.

I just acted like it didn't happen and finished the set.

[lipripper]

I just acted like it didn't happen and finished the set.

:thumup::thumup:

[Bouncer]

I just acted like it didn't happen and finished the set.

:rofl::rofl:

[auri]

That seems like a novel icebreaker. I'm going to try it with my wife.

[dna9488]

I just acted like it didn't happen and finished the set.

:rofl: