sad shit

[Mr I]

Coworker had a 230lb boerbel (S. African mastiff) awesome dog. Absolute beast! When he stood beside him he always put one paw on top of his foot as if to say "don't worry I'm here....and no one will bother you" lol.

He passed away a couple years ago and the guy still loses his shit when be talks about him.

Honestly blm I was at my uncles country pub and it walked towards me not even acknowledging my presence as it walked towards its owner, I weigh 250 and as it walked by slowly it clumped me with its muscled shoulder and there was literally no give in its momentum, my thigh got pushed to the side, was like a baby rhino! Went and patted it and it was completely oblivious, just stared at its owner. They ere bred as lion and hyena guard dogs, amazing looking though

[Bouncer]

I pity the fool who had to lease your apartment after you moved out lol....

they bring in cleaning crew and rug machine and shampoo the fuck out of it.