And I wake up at 5 in the morning so that I have time to do fasted cardio before I can get out of the house at 7:30 for work.
i brush and floss twice after i went to the dentist (mind you, after like 3 years due to no dental coverage). the little bib thing looked like a scene from Saw after the hygienist was done. gym is slowly being worked back into the schedule. don't worry!
oh hey mofo. Wasn't I just texting you? Did you enjoy getting stopped by the cop? (Don't worry, I'll make sure to harass you 24/7 once I join the force ;))
ahh fuck. i knew you were the type of personality that would want to be a cop. :disagree:
dna: "excuse me sir, do you know why i pulled you over?"
me: "no sir, i wasnt speeding."
dna: "no sir you werent but you look like you might have abs and i extremely bitter and jealous of that, thats why i became a cop to have power over you scum" pulls out gun... *crack *crack *crack
ahh fuck. i knew you were the type of personality that would want to be a cop. :disagree:
dna: "excuse me sir, do you know why i pulled you over?"
me: "no sir, i wasnt speeding."
dna: "no sir you werent but you look like you might have abs and i extremely bitter and jealous of that, thats why i became a cop to have power over you scum" pulls out gun... *crack *crack *crack
bouncer... dead.
:rofl:
:rofl::rofl:
I am pulling over every hot chick and demanding a blow job. No blow job = jail time
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