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  • Got Cum in eye.

    So you guys know my issue with the drippy dick thing.

    So I go into gym today and wipe my dick with my hand before I go in. Like 20 minutes go buy and I pick an eyelash out of my eye and all the sudden my fucken eye starts watering. Realized I got cum in my eye. So yea that was my day, how was yours? lol :retard:

  • #2
    LMAO you ass.

    Laughing so hard I'm gonna puke.

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    • #3
      Good thing the eye lash didn't fall on your lip!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by FrankTheTank55 View Post
        Good thing the eye lash didn't fall on your lip!!!


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        • #5
          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
          Lol

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          • #6
            Admit it, before you touched your eye you licked your fingers didn't you. :rofl:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BEAST View Post
              Admit it, before you touched your eye you licked your fingers didn't you. :rofl:
              :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BEAST View Post
                Admit it, before you touched your eye you licked your fingers didn't you. :rofl:
                hahahhahhaha

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                • #9
                  Next week....

                  "Farted on my own pillow, gave myself pink eye!"

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                  • #10
                    Diseased fuck you are bouncer, get hygene

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                    • #11
                      Dont lie man... you were aiming for it...:rofl::rofl:

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                      • #12
                        are you sure it was yours.....?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by dinkysatan View Post
                          are you sure it was yours.....?
                          no, it was your wife's :hibb:

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                          • #14
                            Is it gay if its your own cum? Kinda like jerking off, it doesn't mean you like playing with dicks just because you play with your own...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by FrankTheTank55 View Post
                              Is it gay if its your own cum?
                              It's gay if you enjoy licking it. And bouncer does. :ghey:

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