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    Funny story. I cant seem to get the taste of Downey (fabric softener) out of my mouth.


    So last night I had a cup of OJ sitting in my kitchen counter. Little did I know, someone had emptied the rest of a bottle of Downey in an identical cup. You guys can see where this is going right?

    Thirsty late last night. Grabbed the wrong cup and took a nice big gulp of Downey, blue fabric softener ( it was dark). Swallowed a good amount before i was like :hmm: this tastes odd, then spit the rest up.

    Scared me a bit. Woke my wife up and told her. She said "oh ok" and went back to sleep :rofl:.


    I feel like i still have it in my stomach. I feel odd right now.

  • #2
    That shit has a very strong smell how the hell did you not know

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    • #3
      I bet that ass is gonna be nice and soft in another day or so sweetcheeks...:hibb::hibb:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
        That shit has a very strong smell how the hell did you not know
        I was in a shitty mood and just didnt give a fuck actually. thought id try to end it all. Hurt my knee at wrestling practice yesterday. Its too much. God take me now :( :rofl:

        Idk man. Mothafucka i was thirsty!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lipripper View Post
          I bet that ass is gonna be nice and soft in another day or so sweetcheeks...:hibb::hibb:
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

          :rofl::rofl::rofl:


          gonna be shittin Snuggles the bear in a bit.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by COLOSSUS

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

            :rofl::rofl::rofl:

            gonna be shittin Snuggles the bear in a bit.

            So was it Downy or Snuggle? Can't keep track of your stories.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FitnessBrat View Post
              So was it Downy or Snuggle? Can't keep track of your stories.
              Does it matter?


              All i know is my poops are gonna be smellin fresh as daisies and my bung hole is gonna be as soft as my wifes freshly shaved pussy....cat... :rofl::rofl:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by COLOSSUS View Post
                Does it matter?


                All i know is my poops are gonna be smellin fresh as daisies and my bung hole is gonna be as soft as my wifes freshly shaved pussy....cat... :rofl::rofl:
                :rofl:

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by COLOSSUS

                  Does it matter?

                  All i know is my poops are gonna be smellin fresh as daisies and my bung hole is gonna be as soft as my wifes freshly shaved pussy....cat... :rofl::rofl:

                  You trying to get your ass whipped today? :spank:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by FitnessBrat View Post

                    You trying to get your ass whipped today? :spank:
                    Gotta excuse him, he thinks his shit don't stink.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by FitnessBrat View Post
                      You trying to get your ass whipped today? :spank:
                      :hibb:

                      Originally posted by blm View Post
                      Gotta excuse him, he thinks his shit don't stink.
                      Not for the next couple hours!:thumup:

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