wtf!!!!!

[jipped genes]

my wife is going out of town to a conference today i wanted to have some great lovin last night so i took 50 mg of viagra. nothing happened so i took 50mg more an hour later. last night was great i had the strongest orgasms (multiple) since i was 15. the prob is i have had a fuggin boner all day. my wife called me before she left the office for the airport, i told her my problem and she just laughed and told her friends at work. how the hell do i make my guy relax? i have tried the normal male remedy twice with no lasting success. it will go down if i sit real still and think about my parents having sex or a dead stinky bloated cat body in the middle of the road or both at the same time. but as soon as i get up and move or a woman walks within 100 feet of me it just salutes again. is there an antidote for viagra? my dick hurts. help.................dammit. i hate this shit. i am gonna wear out my boxers, the seams could blow at any second!

[Hollywood]

Ahhhh....it's great to be a girl:cool:

[trip]

Not a too alarm you, this could last a few days, it is a well known side affect when taking to much, there is a name for it can't remember it off top of head.

[Puddles]

LOL...You said it, Hollywood!

Sorry, jipped....I think you just need to let it get out of your system...should be ok by tomorrow.

I was gonna be mean and type something really hot here, but considering you're at work and all...I'm gonna behave for now.

[PWRBILDR]

Jezuz I wish that woulda happened to me when I took it...shit it didn't really do much of anything to me besides give me a headache....woulda made for a great weekend had it worked like yours did..

[Hollywood]

Can I ask? Why do so many of you take viagra? Is it due to the gear your on or what?

[pudgy]

so pleasure yourself or something.

[Puddles]

Originally posted by pudgy
so pleasure yourself or something.

He can do that all day and he'll still keep getting a boner...plus he'll rub himself raw. LOL

[sana]

just remember if you use up all of your wife's lotion, to replace it :D

[pudgy]

man its good to be 27 :)

[batteryreqd]

I'm 41 and I sure don't need that stuff!!!

[Blackdream71]

Originally posted by trip
Not a too alarm you, this could last a few days, it is a well known side affect when taking to much, there is a name for it can't remember it off top of head.

It's called Priapism.....;)

[dreamgirl]

why do you need viagra?

also ONE pill supposed to last up to EIGHT hours

[Auriflex]

Sounds like a problem. I would get some leeches and try to drain that vestige.

Did I sound l like a doctor?

[edvedr]

hey bro point it up to the sky and let your belt hold it to your stomach.

and also under no circumstances should u be thinking of your parents having sex!!!!!!!!!!!