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So here we go, gonna tell on myself here as its just too fucked up not too..
Just befor we left for KY I started having a Gout flare up in my foot, Knowing Im gonna be on my feet all day up there I started really double dosing the meds to break up the gout. DR's have told me its ok to do it to stop the spread of it and get it to start to reverse...but there are side effects...LOL
So night before last I cant sleep for the pain in the foot this is telling me meds are starting to work...I can barely walk wed morning Im riding along with this guy from up there in his truck and foot feels like it snapped, Im like WTF!!!!! about screamed in pain then it subsided..gouts starting to break up now...
fast fwd to noon... we leave and I tell the guys Im in the back so I can keep foot elevated all the way home...
Just on the north side of Atlanta we fuel up and stop and eat.. Foots feeling better but no where near right...
As we are bypassing ATL..fucking rush hour traffic..My gut starts hurting like a bitch..Belly is actually swelling up as to where I had to loosten up my belt.. Mother fucker the pain... Im looking at the watch..3 hours till home..fuck me.
Now I know whats going on and Im envisioning me on the side of the road shitting my brains out in rush hour traffic...:rofl:
Im wriggling in pain and really getting worried, I happen to look up and see the exit for a rest area, Im like dude..stop this fucker NOW!!! Craig crosses all three lanes of traffic yelling to the Pitt crew we need tires and fuel....we are comming in I honestly dont know how he made the exit... lucky for me he pulls up and I jump out and am hobbling my ass as fast as I can into the shitter... I hit the first stall barely get set and its like a firehose on full force is comming outta my ass!!!
Im like holy shit pure damn water... After about 5 of those...here comes the biggest loudest fart ya ever heard... BOOOM the whole fucking place was echoing. Now Im laughing so hard its crazy...
I hear the door open and hear OH HELL NO!!! and the door closes... I guess he couldnt take it like a man:rofl:
So then I think Im finsihed up...I go to the sink and wash up..Im about to grab the door handle and BOOM..I run back to the stall again for round two!!! WTF!!! A few min into it and some guy(sounded like an old dude) hits the stall next to me... MUTHER FUCKER..sounds like he got what I got... and ya can hear it... Im trying to laugh quiet but cant... hes busting his ass and squirting shit... Im busting my ass and squirting shit.. Then hes like...OHHHHHHH LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I hear the door open and again and this time it's like ..
OH GOD!!!!!...and the door closes...:thumup:
needless to say..I made it to the sink two times and then back to the shitter again...
I was in there for just short of 30 damn min loosing my guts the whole time:wack: That shit was rough..
But what was worse was my buds waiting in the van laughing their asses off at the people walking in and right back out...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I made it home and was on the shitter again as I walked in the door..BOOM... then again last night from 12:30 till after 01:00.
The meds are breaking up the gout..but mother fucker my guts are paying for it... anyway I though as bad as it sucked happening..it was some funny shit...LOL:agreed:
Just befor we left for KY I started having a Gout flare up in my foot, Knowing Im gonna be on my feet all day up there I started really double dosing the meds to break up the gout. DR's have told me its ok to do it to stop the spread of it and get it to start to reverse...but there are side effects...LOL
So night before last I cant sleep for the pain in the foot this is telling me meds are starting to work...I can barely walk wed morning Im riding along with this guy from up there in his truck and foot feels like it snapped, Im like WTF!!!!! about screamed in pain then it subsided..gouts starting to break up now...
fast fwd to noon... we leave and I tell the guys Im in the back so I can keep foot elevated all the way home...
Just on the north side of Atlanta we fuel up and stop and eat.. Foots feeling better but no where near right...
As we are bypassing ATL..fucking rush hour traffic..My gut starts hurting like a bitch..Belly is actually swelling up as to where I had to loosten up my belt.. Mother fucker the pain... Im looking at the watch..3 hours till home..fuck me.
Now I know whats going on and Im envisioning me on the side of the road shitting my brains out in rush hour traffic...:rofl:
Im wriggling in pain and really getting worried, I happen to look up and see the exit for a rest area, Im like dude..stop this fucker NOW!!! Craig crosses all three lanes of traffic yelling to the Pitt crew we need tires and fuel....we are comming in I honestly dont know how he made the exit... lucky for me he pulls up and I jump out and am hobbling my ass as fast as I can into the shitter... I hit the first stall barely get set and its like a firehose on full force is comming outta my ass!!!
Im like holy shit pure damn water... After about 5 of those...here comes the biggest loudest fart ya ever heard... BOOOM the whole fucking place was echoing. Now Im laughing so hard its crazy...
I hear the door open and hear OH HELL NO!!! and the door closes... I guess he couldnt take it like a man:rofl:
So then I think Im finsihed up...I go to the sink and wash up..Im about to grab the door handle and BOOM..I run back to the stall again for round two!!! WTF!!! A few min into it and some guy(sounded like an old dude) hits the stall next to me... MUTHER FUCKER..sounds like he got what I got... and ya can hear it... Im trying to laugh quiet but cant... hes busting his ass and squirting shit... Im busting my ass and squirting shit.. Then hes like...OHHHHHHH LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I hear the door open and again and this time it's like ..
OH GOD!!!!!...and the door closes...:thumup:
needless to say..I made it to the sink two times and then back to the shitter again...
I was in there for just short of 30 damn min loosing my guts the whole time:wack: That shit was rough..
But what was worse was my buds waiting in the van laughing their asses off at the people walking in and right back out...:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I made it home and was on the shitter again as I walked in the door..BOOM... then again last night from 12:30 till after 01:00.
The meds are breaking up the gout..but mother fucker my guts are paying for it... anyway I though as bad as it sucked happening..it was some funny shit...LOL:agreed:
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