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  • You guys want a line to get pussy?

    Key is to be confident when you say it. Walk up to the hottest girl you can find and say the following simple but effective line. "Girl... I will beat that pussy to the point of animal cruelty".

    She will respect your confidence and ask you to sit down for a drink. :)

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    The last time I did something so stupid I got married.

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    • #3
      lol
      im using it as asap.

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      • #4
        be careful during sex on tren B had a couple of them get that " you better fucking quit it or ima turn you in look in their eyes " tren some bad shit :weights:

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        • #5
          haha sent a txt she wrote
          "That's the best txt ive gotten EVER!!!"

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            Originally posted by dago View Post
            be careful during sex on tren B had a couple of them get that " you better fucking quit it or ima turn you in look in their eyes " tren some bad shit :weights:
            yea i know bro. rapist type shit. lol

            Originally posted by jack tors View Post
            haha sent a txt she wrote
            "That's the best txt ive gotten EVER!!!"
            see, you stick with me and she will think you are a god! :D

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            • #7
              I've use that before and the girl said, don't threaten me with a good time.

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              • #8
                I'd drink with a guy that said that. And hope for the cruelty!

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                • #9
                  Best pick up line "You remind me of my big toe cuz I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

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                      Originally posted by TowerOfTraps View Post
                      Apparantly good stuff.

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                      • #12
                        ^ Oh jesus christ. You fuckin guys :rofl:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by THE BOUNCER View Post
                          Key is to be confident when you say it. Walk up to the hottest girl you can find and say the following simple but effective line. "Girl... I will beat that pussy to the point of animal cruelty".

                          She will respect your confidence and ask you to sit down for a drink. :)

                          O M G!! DO NOT DO THIS unless you want to get throat punched!! Any guy said tht to me i would chuckle, get the drink then throat punch him and say oh thanks for the drink as i walked away ALONE!! Bouncer is straight up trying to cock block ALL of you! hahaha:clapback:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by trophywife View Post
                            Bouncer is straight up trying to cock block ALL of you! hahaha:clapback:
                            Bouncer is gay. He thinks if guys use those lines girls will walk away and he'll have all the dick he can handle. :ghey: :grin:

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