sometimes it sucks being a bodybuilder

[Mr I]

took the lady out and went for a barbacue at a bar, went to the toilet to take a shit, and after I shat realised there was no toilet roll in the roller, I rotate left and then right as far as I can and no sign of toilet tissue. As i stand up and turn I then see toilet roll put point centre on the toilet cictern lid

Wish I was more flexible:retard:

[Bouncer]

Who sits down to take a shit without first making sure there is toilet paper. This is a golden rule.

[Mr I]

Who sits down to take a shit without first making sure there is toilet paper. This is a golden rule.

If only I had you there my lil bro:thankyou:

[blm]

You should know there is no tp when you go to wipe off the seat prior to sitting down...you damn dirty brits.

[Mr I]

you don't hover? we don't touch down here:ninja:

[blm]

Dude if I tried to hover I'd probably slip and fall in my own shit.

[Ashoprep]

Yuck

[lipripper]

squat and hold!!!!

[BEAST]

squat and hold!!!!

Actually, squat and push. :rofl: