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Just found out last Monday and confirmed the following Tuesday by blood test.
Results are in and...
DING!!!! DING!!! DINGALINNNGG IS WORKING LIKE A CHAMP AND THE WIFE AND I ARE GONNA HAVE GIANT TRAP HAVING, SWOLE CHEST PUMPIN, CUTE NOSE HAVIN, SWEET TAN SPORTIN, BLUE EYE BEAMIN (hopfully), MEAN MUGGIN RIPPED TO SHREDS sweet little BABY BOY (please be a boy!)!!!!!!:swoon::thankyou:
Pretty much forced the wife to take pregnancy test when she told me she was 6 days late. She did not want to because she didn't want to be let down. Apparently everyone has been waiting for us to get prego except for me :dunno: I was trying to weight and get some solid stacks goin before every starting to try.
So basically my Harley Dyna fund I was saving up has turned into a baby fund. Already found the solution to that though. Just going to name the baby Harley. :rofl: And I am going to tell the boy or girl that they we supposed to be a motorcycle when he/she gets older :grin:
Had some early complications that gave me a full blown panic attack Tuesday with news from the doctor speaking of a possible ectopic pregnancy. Ol Lady's HCG levels were on the low side and she was having cramping as if on her period which are typically signs of an ectopic pregnancy. Still not in the clear. Her levels have double but she is getting sharp pain on the lower left side of her abdomen. Assuming it's the fertilized egg making it's way up the Fallopian tube (praying). If confirmed to be ectopic we will be forced to take medication to stop the zygote from maturing and basically dying off.:noo:
I have super high hope and am so excited for what is in store for me. Definitely a little scary considering the circumstances but I have faith that things will turn out 100% all the way through. All I can do is pray, hope for the best and expect the worst.
It's going to be a long one me I can already see it. She is a HUGE Hypochondriac as it is and with this going on now, every little thing is an emergency (same as always but this time I have to take it seriously because she is carrying my child ).
Spent an hour in the ER waiting room Monday because she started developing slight pains that were more consistent. Nothing super painful but enough for her to get on that good ol mind fucker called the internet and self diagnose herself with a possible are bubble in her Fallopian tube. Off the the ER we go! ER is packed as always and we have to stand. she lasted about 45-1 hr before she couldnt handle the fact that she was surrounded by sick people, germs and he biggest phobia of all. Vomiting. Got a call from her doctors nurse saying that if she wasn't in I feel like im going to die pain then she should be fine. As soon as she heard that she jetted out of the waiting room as fast as her little legs could take her. :rofl:
I can definitely see this happening alot in the future but I look forward to the whole experience of being there while the belly gets bigger (Boobies already got bigger :grin:) So I can just blast it out on all of our social media and to the world!
Im going to be a PAPA!
Any pointers you old, experienced farts have for me you are more than welcome to hit me with em. Good bad and ugly. I need to knowledge up for this lil ball of brutally beautiful baby. From what I hear if you were a dick to your parents growing up, expect the same and then some from yours.
We are fucked. lol
Anyways. Just wanted to share the news with the board. Hope all you homie and home-girls have a FABULOUS day
:thankyou:
:panic:
:ninja:
Results are in and...
DING!!!! DING!!! DINGALINNNGG IS WORKING LIKE A CHAMP AND THE WIFE AND I ARE GONNA HAVE GIANT TRAP HAVING, SWOLE CHEST PUMPIN, CUTE NOSE HAVIN, SWEET TAN SPORTIN, BLUE EYE BEAMIN (hopfully), MEAN MUGGIN RIPPED TO SHREDS sweet little BABY BOY (please be a boy!)!!!!!!:swoon::thankyou:
Pretty much forced the wife to take pregnancy test when she told me she was 6 days late. She did not want to because she didn't want to be let down. Apparently everyone has been waiting for us to get prego except for me :dunno: I was trying to weight and get some solid stacks goin before every starting to try.
So basically my Harley Dyna fund I was saving up has turned into a baby fund. Already found the solution to that though. Just going to name the baby Harley. :rofl: And I am going to tell the boy or girl that they we supposed to be a motorcycle when he/she gets older :grin:
Had some early complications that gave me a full blown panic attack Tuesday with news from the doctor speaking of a possible ectopic pregnancy. Ol Lady's HCG levels were on the low side and she was having cramping as if on her period which are typically signs of an ectopic pregnancy. Still not in the clear. Her levels have double but she is getting sharp pain on the lower left side of her abdomen. Assuming it's the fertilized egg making it's way up the Fallopian tube (praying). If confirmed to be ectopic we will be forced to take medication to stop the zygote from maturing and basically dying off.:noo:
I have super high hope and am so excited for what is in store for me. Definitely a little scary considering the circumstances but I have faith that things will turn out 100% all the way through. All I can do is pray, hope for the best and expect the worst.
It's going to be a long one me I can already see it. She is a HUGE Hypochondriac as it is and with this going on now, every little thing is an emergency (same as always but this time I have to take it seriously because she is carrying my child ).
Spent an hour in the ER waiting room Monday because she started developing slight pains that were more consistent. Nothing super painful but enough for her to get on that good ol mind fucker called the internet and self diagnose herself with a possible are bubble in her Fallopian tube. Off the the ER we go! ER is packed as always and we have to stand. she lasted about 45-1 hr before she couldnt handle the fact that she was surrounded by sick people, germs and he biggest phobia of all. Vomiting. Got a call from her doctors nurse saying that if she wasn't in I feel like im going to die pain then she should be fine. As soon as she heard that she jetted out of the waiting room as fast as her little legs could take her. :rofl:
I can definitely see this happening alot in the future but I look forward to the whole experience of being there while the belly gets bigger (Boobies already got bigger :grin:) So I can just blast it out on all of our social media and to the world!
Im going to be a PAPA!
Any pointers you old, experienced farts have for me you are more than welcome to hit me with em. Good bad and ugly. I need to knowledge up for this lil ball of brutally beautiful baby. From what I hear if you were a dick to your parents growing up, expect the same and then some from yours.
We are fucked. lol
Anyways. Just wanted to share the news with the board. Hope all you homie and home-girls have a FABULOUS day
:thankyou:
:panic:
:ninja:
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