Baby Announcement Help

[COLOSSUS]

Alright ladies and gents.

I need some ideas on how I am going to announce my mama bears pregnancy to my friends and family because I want to tell the world but of course I want it to be special :swoon:

I was thinking about having my friend, who is a tattoo artist and great with acrylics, paint a little baby on her tummy (maybe having the baby doing something cute or comical) and I can dress up as a Picassoesque type character cover in paint and what not. I have had several other ideas but curious to know how you guys would do it.

I would also like to involve my other two babies (my two pitties) maybe spread some peanut butter on her belly to get them to lick it and have some sort of caption about them loving the soon to be!

A little silly I know but I feel like the dad from meet the Fockers who just cant hold his tongue and wants to shout it out all the time!

Very curious to find out what you guys think of!

:baby:

:thankyou:

:ninja:

[Herc]

Peanut butter? I'd just tell everyone over dinner.

[Mr I]

Sound so excited lol
Congrats pal

[Bouncer]

Alright ladies and gents.

I need some ideas on how I am going to announce my mama bears pregnancy to my friends and family because I want to tell the world but of course I want it to be special :swoon:

I was thinking about having my friend, who is a tattoo artist and great with acrylics, paint a little baby on her tummy (maybe having the baby doing something cute or comical) and I can dress up as a Picassoesque type character cover in paint and what not. I have had several other ideas but curious to know how you guys would do it.

I would also like to involve my other two babies (my two pitties) maybe spread some peanut butter on her belly to get them to lick it and have some sort of caption about them loving the soon to be!

A little silly I know but I feel like the dad from meet the Fockers who just cant hold his tongue and wants to shout it out all the time!

Very curious to find out what you guys think of!

:baby:

:thankyou:

:ninja:

sounds dumb. Heres an idea...

Say.... "we're having a baby"..

[COLOSSUS]

Peanut butter? I'd just tell everyone over dinner.

dogs love peanut butter...

Sound so excited lol
Congrats pal

i am :grin:

sounds dumb. Heres an idea...

Say.... "we're having a baby"..

heres another idea. You're old and bitter.



Am I the only one that would like to make this a creative and exciting announcement instead of

"We're having a baby"... over dinner...

[Mr I]

dogs love peanut butter...



i am :grin:



heres another idea. You're old and bitter.
..

:agreed:

[Bouncer]

I guess its a matter of being close to your family. I never have been, so the whole going out of my way to announce something to them is a bit foreign to me.

[rado]

Say.... "we're having a baby"..

/\ this:clapback:

[BEAST]

Am I the only one that would like to make this a creative and exciting announcement instead of

"We're having a baby"... over dinner...

Yes you are! :grin:

I had two babies and never needed an announcement like that. And what's with the dogs licking peanut butter off her belly idea?

I have an announcement idea...Why don't you two just get naked and start having sex front of the family while they are over for dinner? While you are humping your girl maybe they'll get the idea. It'll be like a game of charades. :rofl::rofl:

[Ashoprep]

Yes you are! :grin:

I had two babies and never needed an announcement like that. And what's with the dogs licking peanut butter off her belly idea?

I have an announcement idea...Why don't you two just get naked and start having sex front of the family while they are over for dinner? While you are humping your girl maybe they'll get the idea. It'll be like a game of charades. :rofl::rofl:

Of he could pb on his weinus and have her lick it off, and on his thingy he could write "surprise, this dick is producing another human who will look like me and one day have stupid ideas such as this one"

[COLOSSUS]

I guess its a matter of being close to your family. I never have been, so the whole going out of my way to announce something to them is a bit foreign to me.

I feel you man.But for me it's not so much for the family since they already know but more so for the friends and distant relatives. Just something to, since its our first, I would like to make every moment and event special. Something to make these things a little more fun and less formal and boring. Yes it is more traditional to do it over a nice dinner but I can't get all my family together in one auditorium let a lone a fuckin dining room. fuckin Mexicans :grin:

Congrats

Thanks Brother

/\ this:clapback:

Still on Bouncer's dick and balls, I see. Some things never change i guess :dunno:

Yes you are! :grin:

I had two babies and never needed an announcement like that. And what's with the dogs licking peanut butter off her belly idea?

I have an announcement idea...Why don't you two just get naked and start having sex front of the family while they are over for dinner? While you are humping your girl maybe they'll get the idea. It'll be like a game of charades. :rofl::rofl:

the peanut butter is so the dogs will stay focused on my ol ladies belly while I take a picture with a caption along the lines of "they know" or some shit like that...

as for your "idea"... Id rather replicate the scene from American Psycho. close enough :retard:

Of he could pb on his weinus and have her lick it off, and on his thingy he could write "surprise, this dick is producing another human who will look like me and one day have stupid ideas such as this one"

I honestly forgot the amount of dumb asses and dickheads this shit site has come to produce. Except for Rado. He's got his head so far up Bouncer's ass he has turned into B's actual DickHead. Fat Little Chode




I was thinking along the lines of something like these

Funny Pregnancy Announcement Pictures: 20 Best Family Photos | HEAVY

But since you guys just wanna fuck around then yall can kiss my ass!



Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

[Bouncer]

Haha good shit.

Good personality and a bit of wit especially for a Mexican. Wasn't aware you people were capable of much more then cooking and trimming the lawn. Keep it up and I will start considering Mexicans almost human.

[COLOSSUS]

Haha good shit.

Good personality and a bit of wit especially for a Mexican. Wasn't aware you people were capable of much more then cooking and trimming the lawn. Keep it up and I will start considering Mexicans almost human.

Your Red Neck is showing:noo:

[Bouncer]

Your Red Neck is showing:noo:

Nah, Mexicans are looked down upon universally.

A shit version of real Spaniards if you will...

[COLOSSUS]

Nah, Mexicans are looked down upon universally.

A shit version of real Spaniards if you will...

Wow. I must of really hurt your feelings at some point. Are you okay? wanna talk about it?


I apologize for cracking those jokes about you and Gaydo. Didn't understand it meant so much to you.

Im here either way if you need someone to talk to :(