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I thought I would share with you a little story my father told me long ago.
Once upon a time, there was this zoo keeper named Noah. He had lot's of animals, but he selfishly wanted all the animals to fit into this boat-thing. It was for some local radio station contest or something. Anyway, God saw what Noah was doing, and in a deperate rage - God flooded the earth trying to drown Noah. But just as the three little mice thumbed their noses at the wolf from their concrete and steel-reinforced bunker, so did Noah thumb his nose in his concrete and steel-reinforced boat. Later Noah would claim he was reaching for a booger - but come-on Noah. God knows bro.
At some point, there is a giant octopus squid thing that attacks Noah on his boat, but I was always falling asleep by that time. It might have eaten one of the Unicorns, which is why in the stories you only hear about one unicorn.
Sweet dreams.
Once upon a time, there was this zoo keeper named Noah. He had lot's of animals, but he selfishly wanted all the animals to fit into this boat-thing. It was for some local radio station contest or something. Anyway, God saw what Noah was doing, and in a deperate rage - God flooded the earth trying to drown Noah. But just as the three little mice thumbed their noses at the wolf from their concrete and steel-reinforced bunker, so did Noah thumb his nose in his concrete and steel-reinforced boat. Later Noah would claim he was reaching for a booger - but come-on Noah. God knows bro.
At some point, there is a giant octopus squid thing that attacks Noah on his boat, but I was always falling asleep by that time. It might have eaten one of the Unicorns, which is why in the stories you only hear about one unicorn.
Sweet dreams.
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