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  • This is how you kill a terrorist!

    General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MO. he died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include:

    1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
    1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
    1901 Awarded rank of Captain
    1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
    1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
    1916 Made Major General
    1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
    1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
    1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.

    Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.

    Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise
    (and those virgins) and doomed to hell.

    The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood, entrails, etc.

    They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world

  • #2
    holy shit

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    • #3
      A heart-warming bedtime story if I ever saw one.

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      • #4
        :)

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        • #5
          I think this practice needs to be brought back, start filling up some of those smart bombs we have with pig filth...they wanna fuck with us, we'll fuck with their trip to paradise, its all they seem to live for anyway...death that is

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          • #6
            I can see it now....B52 bombers dropping giant rubber bladders filled with pig's blood right outside of mosques in the middle east...just as everyone is filing out after prayers.

            Or, how about sneaking it into their water supply, then sending the video of the pig being dipped into their reservoir a few days later. Imagine those bastards watching Al-Jazeera completely mortified.

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            • #7
              i hate tessroists

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              • #8
                Originally posted by hitmansb
                I can see it now....B52 bombers dropping giant rubber bladders filled with pig's blood right outside of mosques in the middle east...just as everyone is filing out after prayers.

                Or, how about sneaking it into their water supply, then sending the video of the pig being dipped into their reservoir a few days later. Imagine those bastards watching Al-Jazeera completely mortified.
                I like ur thinking bro

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hitmansb
                  I can see it now....B52 bombers dropping giant rubber bladders filled with pig's blood right outside of mosques in the middle east...just as everyone is filing out after prayers.
                  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

                  Forget nukes let's drop THE PIG BOMB :rofl:

                  Let them pigs fly :D

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                  • #10
                    Perhaps using pig intestines to hang them would be good...build up gallows just liked they used in the old west.

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                    • #11
                      I kind of like the idea from the Hannible movie.

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                      • #12
                        :eek:

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