Took my family to Disney yesterday and avoided smashing a fat cunts skull in like a walker on The Walking Dead.
Aside from the fact that she is genetically a woman, the only thing that saved her is ironically the same thing that made me black out raging mad!
As we were getting ready for the nightly fantasy parade, everyone of course is scrambling to find a good spot to watch said parade and rest for awhile after a long ass day in the sun and marathon walking.
We find a spot. Park the stroller and prepare to stand around for 40 minutes until the parade.
Just as we park the stroller this angry sea cow on 2 legs comes barreling in behind me with an empty stroller and jams it between another empty stroller and ours with my 2 daughter's sitting in it.
This is the beginning of my frustration, as she is huffing and puffing and staring at me. Naturally I'm ok with confrontation, but in front of my girls and thousands of other children I prefer to avoid it.
Behind us was a raised brick square that had a large tree on the center but you had enough room on the sides to sit. I look and there are empty fountain drinks, plastic bottles, children's clothes and bags placed on the sides facing the street. I attempt to sit down with my daughter and she starts screaming at me that this is her spot and she has been here for hours.
At this point, 600 mg of test is attempting to take over my brain but I tell sternly but not loud or aggressively that it's a public spot that cannot be reserved and to please not speak to like that in front of my children.
This goes on for 2 more rounds, my daughter starts crying, she tells me wife to shut up.
I pull out my phone and start recording her because I honestly thought she was going to attack me. She tells me on video that she is going to smash my phone so I remain calm and tell her that I'm recording her so I have proof of the emotionally unstable woman who cannot conduct herself properly in front of children. She continues screaming at me, I turn off the phone and security comes over at her request as well as my wife's.
Long story short, security lets her stay there if she will calm down.
They apologize to us, give us 5 fast passes and take us to a premium viewing area for the parade.
I'd show the video but my family is in it. I am still impressed with my restraint because I've resorted to physical violence over a lot less. When she made my daughter cry and disrespected my wife my brain was in kill mode. I refuse to let my children see that ugly side of me. I'm a firm believer that the way you handle stress is the way they learn to deal with stressful situations as well.
Novel over...
Aside from the fact that she is genetically a woman, the only thing that saved her is ironically the same thing that made me black out raging mad!
As we were getting ready for the nightly fantasy parade, everyone of course is scrambling to find a good spot to watch said parade and rest for awhile after a long ass day in the sun and marathon walking.
We find a spot. Park the stroller and prepare to stand around for 40 minutes until the parade.
Just as we park the stroller this angry sea cow on 2 legs comes barreling in behind me with an empty stroller and jams it between another empty stroller and ours with my 2 daughter's sitting in it.
This is the beginning of my frustration, as she is huffing and puffing and staring at me. Naturally I'm ok with confrontation, but in front of my girls and thousands of other children I prefer to avoid it.
Behind us was a raised brick square that had a large tree on the center but you had enough room on the sides to sit. I look and there are empty fountain drinks, plastic bottles, children's clothes and bags placed on the sides facing the street. I attempt to sit down with my daughter and she starts screaming at me that this is her spot and she has been here for hours.
At this point, 600 mg of test is attempting to take over my brain but I tell sternly but not loud or aggressively that it's a public spot that cannot be reserved and to please not speak to like that in front of my children.
This goes on for 2 more rounds, my daughter starts crying, she tells me wife to shut up.
I pull out my phone and start recording her because I honestly thought she was going to attack me. She tells me on video that she is going to smash my phone so I remain calm and tell her that I'm recording her so I have proof of the emotionally unstable woman who cannot conduct herself properly in front of children. She continues screaming at me, I turn off the phone and security comes over at her request as well as my wife's.
Long story short, security lets her stay there if she will calm down.
They apologize to us, give us 5 fast passes and take us to a premium viewing area for the parade.
I'd show the video but my family is in it. I am still impressed with my restraint because I've resorted to physical violence over a lot less. When she made my daughter cry and disrespected my wife my brain was in kill mode. I refuse to let my children see that ugly side of me. I'm a firm believer that the way you handle stress is the way they learn to deal with stressful situations as well.
Novel over...

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