Had a terrible accident

[rado]

I am doing better now. I decided to go horseback riding which I haven't done in years.

Well, I got on the horse and started out slow, and then we went a little faster and then we were going as fast as the horse could go.

All of a sudden, I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse was dragging me around in a circle. If it was not for the quick thinking of the man I owe my life to, I probably would not have made it .... Thank goodness for the store manager at Walmart who came out and unplugged the machine....

[Mr I]

Good one, should have a jokes thread

[rado]

21 views already lol

[chuckz28]

Ha!

[rado]

Lmfao:rofl: I literally lol..ha ha...good find bro!

I'm a tad bloated there, yes I know

[chuckz28]

I thought you were telling the branch Warren story until you mentioned Walmart horse lol.

[rado]

And btw,

the pic should be bigger, I can barely see it<<<sarcasm

[rado]

I thought you were telling the branch Warren story until you mentioned Walmart horse lol.

Ll dur hur:retard:

[chuckz28]

I just grabbed the first one I found. Didn't know it was that large.

[rado]

I mean seriously, I copy a stupid Facebook meme and boom...you find the pic!?!?!?I mean whoa:D

[epix00]

Three midgets were sitting at a bar having a drink, when they all started to discuss getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.



The first midget looked at his hands and said, "gee I have REALLY small hands I bet I can get into the record books with these tiny hands!"


The second midget looked at his feet and said, "gee I have REALLY small feet I bet I can get into the record books with these!"



The third midget, who just came back from the rest room, said; "you know, I have a REALLY tiny penis I bet I can get into the record books with that!"



So the three of them go to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters and go inside to get judged.


The first midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later ecstatically jumping up and down "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST HANDS IN THE WORLD!!!"


The second midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later and he is too overjoyed screaming "YES, YES!!! I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST FEET IN THE WORLD!!!"

The third midget goes in and comes out 5 minutes later pissed off, looks at his other 2 buddies and says; "WHO IN THE HELL IS BOUNCER?"

[dna9488]

Lmao epix

[KyleonGavanagh]

Thanks god you are alive!!!