Happy Birthday To My Best Friend

[Bouncer]

Yeah my dog is 12 he's been with me through my darkest of days and my best days. Poor guy can't do the things he loves like play fetch and go swimming anymore. Maybe if I give him some deca it'll help his hips and joints?!?

Energy wise he's still good, he still wrestles with our young pitbull and runs around etc... He just sleeps more between energy bursts.

[dna9488]

Cute little guy. Happy birthday to him.

[Chadd77]

Bro your wife and your and oldest daughter are twice your size. Go talk shit to someone who wouldn't make you look a member from the cast of the Hobbit. :D

Don't be pissed because you look like you're in your 50's. lol At least dye your hair!

[Bouncer]

Don't be pissed because you look like you're in your 50's. lol At least dye your hair!

You can exaggerate all you want but we both know your a manlet. Brother I love ya but you look small next to women and that's no exaggeration. Imagine how tiny you'd look standing next to a proper 6'1 220lb warrior. Get on the bench little guy and let the big dogs go to war.

Not bad for a 50 year old who just rolled out of bed. :D

[piratex]

You can exaggerate all you want but we both know your a manlet. Brother I love ya but you look small next to women and that's no exaggeration. Imagine how tiny you'd look standing next to a proper 6'1 220lb warrior. Get on the bench little guy and let the big dogs go to war.

Not bad for a 50 year old who just rolled out of bed. :D

Is this you bouncer? This guy isn't 50..or am I wrong here?

[Bouncer]

Is this you bouncer? This guy isn't 50..or am I wrong here?

It's me. Chadd tells people I look 50 because I posted a pic once when my hair was super long and he saw a few greys on the side. He uses it as an attack against me because he looks like the little guy from blues clues and he's angry. :D

[Erod13]

Well water out the nostrils all over computer screen, boss asking me wtf so funny

[Bouncer]

Well water out the nostrils all over computer screen, boss asking me wtf so funny

Swear to god. Chadd post the pic I'm talking about. Block out your families faces if you need to. Let the fellas see blues clues fella in the flesh getting dwarfed by wife and daughter.

Shoulda never came into my boys birthday thread talking shit homey. You know I'll light you the fuck up. :D

[Chadd77]

Is this you bouncer? This guy isn't 50..or am I wrong here?

Hahaha that made me lol

Good stuff!

[Bouncer]

Exactly. A beta like non response to save face. Never go toe to toe with me blues clues. It'd be eyes to pecs with your neck at full tilt just to look at the underside of my chin. The internet gives you the ability to speak down to a physically superior man but we know the real deal don't we? In reality you'd be speaking way up.. ;)

[Bouncer]

LoL best pals. Blanket looks ghetto I know but without it they scratch the leather and slobber all over it. Downside of dogs, they make a fucken mess.

Old man boxer owning the couch from the pit. :D

[Chadd77]

You crack me up man! I make fun of you for having gray hair and you post pictures, throw a temper tantrum, and send me a pm. lol Laugh a little more bro! Have some fun! Don't take everything so serious.

[Bouncer]

I let you make the grey hair joke about 400 times before it was time to put you in check. Don't mean I don't love ya. ;)