If Mr I Was A Navy Man

[Bouncer]

During WWII, L Ron Hubbard once led a 68 hour battle against two Japanese submarines which he claimed "definitely sunk, beyond doubt". An analysis later concluded that there were never any submarines in the area. He was later removed from duty for accidentally shelling Mexico.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_PC-815

:retard::retard:

[Mr I]

Lol