Tweet
Two blondes were working on a house -- the one who was nailing down
siding
would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it
over
her shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking
into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed
toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed
toward
the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got upset and yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed
toward
you aren't defective!"
"They're not?" said the first blonde.
"Of course they're not defective!" exclaimed the second blonde, "They're
for the other side of the house!"
:rofl:
siding
would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it
over
her shoulder or nail it in. The other, figuring this was worth looking
into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed
toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed
toward
the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got upset and yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed
toward
you aren't defective!"
"They're not?" said the first blonde.
"Of course they're not defective!" exclaimed the second blonde, "They're
for the other side of the house!"
:rofl:
Comment