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BuddyBoy wakes up on the wrong side of the bed,
"I'm not very 'up with people' today."
I hate people. All of them. Well, maybe not all of them. I always go to the gym at 430am. Sometimes for extra cardio, I go at around 7pm. So last night, I wanted some extra cardio, and I went right after work. Big mistake. Everyone and thier mother's uncle was there at the gym. It was so crowded I had to park at the Wendy's a block down. Usually crowds get to me when Im in workout mode--I was tempted just to drive away and go to another gym across town, but I told myself to suck it up and face the crowd. Fat doesnt burn itself if you dont do cardio.
So I walk into the sauna. Gawddamn. It was so hot, and muggy and crowded in the gym. There was perspiration abounds. It was DISGUSTING! I saddled up on my ellpitical trainer, and put on my Tahitian drums, and went at it. I shit you not I was breathing in everyone's evaporated sweat. I wanted to puke. All I could think about was how the hot and moist air was the perfect breeding ground for bacteria.. SARS, Anthrax, Parvo.. YUCK!
There are only *TWO* situations in which I want to be inhaling other people's sweat:
#1~ If I am engaging in an orgy.
#2~ If I am engaging in a simulated orgy as a backup dancer in a Britney Spears video/concert tour.
Thats *IT*. Under NO OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES will I ever subject myself to that kind of filth ever again. On the bright side, I had a good cardio session. Any downside? Yeah. I woke up feeling all kinds of achey and yucky and pukey. GAWDEMMIT. So, no gym for me this morning. Nothing but nausea and sucking back a gallon of green tea. I will *NOT* repeat, WILL NOT get sick, muthafukka. I refuse.
Whenever I think Im getting sick, I start getting mad paranoid/OCD/BDD. For example, I started freakin out today when i was brushing my teeth. I could have sworn my gumline was receding and that I have major peridontal disease. I started becoming scared that my teeth would fall out, and I started anticipating the cost of peridontal surgery--cutting tissue off my lips and sewing it into my gums. Gawd damn.. I watch too much Ultimate Makeover. HAHA!
"I'm not very 'up with people' today."
I hate people. All of them. Well, maybe not all of them. I always go to the gym at 430am. Sometimes for extra cardio, I go at around 7pm. So last night, I wanted some extra cardio, and I went right after work. Big mistake. Everyone and thier mother's uncle was there at the gym. It was so crowded I had to park at the Wendy's a block down. Usually crowds get to me when Im in workout mode--I was tempted just to drive away and go to another gym across town, but I told myself to suck it up and face the crowd. Fat doesnt burn itself if you dont do cardio.
So I walk into the sauna. Gawddamn. It was so hot, and muggy and crowded in the gym. There was perspiration abounds. It was DISGUSTING! I saddled up on my ellpitical trainer, and put on my Tahitian drums, and went at it. I shit you not I was breathing in everyone's evaporated sweat. I wanted to puke. All I could think about was how the hot and moist air was the perfect breeding ground for bacteria.. SARS, Anthrax, Parvo.. YUCK!
There are only *TWO* situations in which I want to be inhaling other people's sweat:
#1~ If I am engaging in an orgy.
#2~ If I am engaging in a simulated orgy as a backup dancer in a Britney Spears video/concert tour.
Thats *IT*. Under NO OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES will I ever subject myself to that kind of filth ever again. On the bright side, I had a good cardio session. Any downside? Yeah. I woke up feeling all kinds of achey and yucky and pukey. GAWDEMMIT. So, no gym for me this morning. Nothing but nausea and sucking back a gallon of green tea. I will *NOT* repeat, WILL NOT get sick, muthafukka. I refuse.
Whenever I think Im getting sick, I start getting mad paranoid/OCD/BDD. For example, I started freakin out today when i was brushing my teeth. I could have sworn my gumline was receding and that I have major peridontal disease. I started becoming scared that my teeth would fall out, and I started anticipating the cost of peridontal surgery--cutting tissue off my lips and sewing it into my gums. Gawd damn.. I watch too much Ultimate Makeover. HAHA!
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