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A young boy boards a school bus and sits right behind the driver where no one else sits.
Shortly after the bus departs the boy says, "If my father was an elephant and my mother was an elephant, I'd be an elephant." The driver is puzzled but says nothing.
The boy then says, "If my father was a dog and my mother was a dog, I'd be a dog."
The driver quickly grows tired of the boy's nonsense and says, "If your father was a crackhead and your mother was a prostitute, what would you be?"
The boy chuckles to himself and says, "A bus driver."
Shortly after the bus departs the boy says, "If my father was an elephant and my mother was an elephant, I'd be an elephant." The driver is puzzled but says nothing.
The boy then says, "If my father was a dog and my mother was a dog, I'd be a dog."
The driver quickly grows tired of the boy's nonsense and says, "If your father was a crackhead and your mother was a prostitute, what would you be?"
The boy chuckles to himself and says, "A bus driver."
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