i forgot, my wife came in the bedroom and gave my a box i said "whats this for" she laughed and said "happy anniversery!" my heart sank for i had forgotten this holiest of days in my nyquil induced stupor. i opened up the package to find a new fishing reel, for those of you who fish it was a shimano curado. $120 reel. i had nothing. i floundered like a fish out of water and begged forgivness and blamed it on being sick. she said she loved me and walked away. i left the house and bought her a new hair dryer.
i am going to hell.
i am going to hell.

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