Has this ever happend tou all

[urso8up]

Originally posted by fitness-girl
LOL my story isn't as bad as yours but here it goes...After a surgery i had, i was having a really hard time dropping a duce (constipaited) so on my lunch break i ran to the store to get some stool softeners. Got back to work and took 2, well i realized after i took it, it was a laxative!! So about 6 hours later when i was out to dinner at sushi my stomach started rumbling around and i had to run to the bathroom. I was pretty much peeing outta my butt! I decided to suck it up cuz my food was prolly waiting for me. Sat down and i was cool for about 15 min. Then i stood up and told bigrig "get me outta her now." Ran 2 red lights on the way home lol

Wow That had to be tuff
:)

[JUICE]

Originally posted by fitness-girl
You have no idea!! You get this look of fear on your face, you turn a pail white, and you breakout in a cold sweat:eek:

yeah iknow what u mean. I got that last year while or before going to my class and we had finals. Not even 5 minutes into the test itsstarted growling and all. I started shaking, sweating, my eyes were watery. I had no choice but to put whatever on the test. So I did and took off to my grandmas house which was near. That was a horrible experoience for me:(

[bigpetefox]

Originally posted by INTIMID8OR3
Thats why I wear depends...:rofl:

I hear ya! I wear 'em to parties all the time.. "Hey, Pete! You drank like 3 cases of Corona, don't you have to piss?"

My answer: Depends! :D

(I'd like to thank Howie Mandel for that idea, he said it on a comedy show once)

[Starr]

Talk about control... No one has yet admitted to pooping their pants.

[LORDBLiTZ]

Originally posted by Starr
Talk about control... No one has yet admitted to pooping their pants.

Oh well, here it goes. I had some real bad gas one day driving to costco. I was lifing my leg so my friend could enjoy them nasty farts too. Just as i got into the parking lot i lifted my leg to let a real warm one out. Lets just say i wasn't very happy.:doh:

[njjuicer]

this is on disgusting thread but hes my shitty story



ok i wa slike 14 or so ridin bike to this kids hous eot go get high orwhatver the case was i had the shits all day im ridin and i i new it was comin no amtter what so bam shit all voer my elg on my apnts etc... i ge tot the kid shosu eim liek bor i need ur bathrooma dn get me sum underwears so i go in his bathroom nd i ah dto shit again so i lit his toile tup shit flew everywhre on teh seat behind it on the floor sid eof the vanity EVERYWHERE he hands me undies throguh the door i change and ha dto go again ruined them he gave me another pair i put all the shittystuff in bag and thorugh it in thie tree he ha din his front ayrd and elf tall th shit there bwhahahaha :D (im a mean bstard he had to clena that shit up LOL)

[LORDBLiTZ]

OMG!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trojanmn2]

God, I have the worst protien farts ever, when I'm full of chicken and fish, it peels the mascara of my girlfriend's eyes. But seriously I just had my breakfast and I went to class right, I also had my protien shake and I swear Nitro Tech gives me the runs bad......well this day it hit me so bad that I had to stilt walk at the end of class to my car and then sitting down made it worse. It's 1230 in the PM and its lunch for everybody okay? I'm forced to drive 25 all the way home and the 10 minute drive home becomes a 30 minute drive, so I'm clenching my ass cheeks and holding my rectum as tight as a I can and then bloop, then a little more blooooop, then a big blooooooooooooooooooooooop, i had to let it go.....omg it so fucking gross, and then when I got home I was sloshing around and more was coming out, I was so disgusted, I was laughing so hard while I was running.....never again will I mix that together. But I remember bending over doing barbell rows and I let a fart go, bad idea, it was wet and when I checked, it was clear 'n sticky, no shit, but it looks like I cummed outta my ass.

Gross huh? and you think our gas station and public restrooms in library are gross, you need to go to Europe's, omg Amsterdam and Madrids or whatever big city they have they just have public restrooms just sitting there at the middle of the cities and shit, so bums use it and they probably don't have enough people to clean it, I was forced to use it one day and I swear you could catch genital herpes or at worse AIDS from sitting on their seats, so I coated the bitch with TP. God I would never use a public restroom ANYWHERE again. and whenever I need to piss, I use toilets, not urinals, and I always kick the flush lever. Whenever, wherever, always kick. I even kick the hand dryer, hiahhhh!!

[urso8up]

Originally posted by Trojanmn2
God, I have the worst protien farts ever, when I'm full of chicken and fish, it peels the mascara of my girlfriend's eyes. But seriously I just had my breakfast and I went to class right, I also had my protien shake and I swear Nitro Tech gives me the runs bad......well this day it hit me so bad that I had to stilt walk at the end of class to my car and then sitting down made it worse. It's 1230 in the PM and its lunch for everybody okay? I'm forced to drive 25 all the way home and the 10 minute drive home becomes a 30 minute drive, so I'm clenching my ass cheeks and holding my rectum as tight as a I can and then bloop, then a little more blooooop, then a big blooooooooooooooooooooooop, i had to let it go.....omg it so fucking gross, and then when I got home I was sloshing around and more was coming out, I was so disgusted, I was laughing so hard while I was running.....never again will I mix that together. But I remember bending over doing barbell rows and I let a fart go, bad idea, it was wet and when I checked, it was clear 'n sticky, no shit, but it looks like I cummed outta my ass.

Gross huh? and you think our gas station and public restrooms in library are gross, you need to go to Europe's, omg Amsterdam and Madrids or whatever big city they have they just have public restrooms just sitting there at the middle of the cities and shit, so bums use it and they probably don't have enough people to clean it, I was forced to use it one day and I swear you could catch genital herpes or at worse AIDS from sitting on their seats, so I coated the bitch with TP. God I would never use a public restroom ANYWHERE again. and whenever I need to piss, I use toilets, not urinals, and I always kick the flush lever. Whenever, wherever, always kick. I even kick the hand dryer, hiahhhh!!

:rofl: Sorry but taht was a funny story

[Starr]

[i] bloop, then a little more blooooop, then a big blooooooooooooooooooooooop [/B]

OMG! LMAO...:rofl: