Startling X-Mass News!

[Primal Instinct]

The foundations of my belief in Santa and his eight reindeer have been shaken to the core! I was notified just hours ago that Santa's reindeer are all females!! How is this possible, you may ask? Well, apparently male reindeer lose their antlers by early December while the females retain them year round. So, either the reindeer are all gender benders (including the much esteemed Rudolf) or the boys are wearing fake antlers- or maybe it's just reindeer gyno- I dunno. Thought I should share this with you all.
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[Puddles]

Re: Startling X-Mass News!

Originally posted by Primal Instinct
or maybe it's just reindeer gyno- I dunno.

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[jipped genes]

MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am also in shock at this revelation. how can we go on when such a farce has been perpetrated against us by one santa clause. i feel dirty all over.

[anatole]

So shemales are not limited to the human species??