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  • #46
    The longest journey begins with a single step.

    What can go wrong will go wrong.

    Woman who spring on bedspring this spring has offspring next spring.

    A fool and his money are soon parted.

    God made big man, then God made little man, then Colt made the revolver which made them equal.

    If you're at a poker table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's probably you.

    Confucious say, woman who fly upside down have big crackup.

    The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction.

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

    If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

    Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

    Never do today something you can put off til tomorrow, lol. Really, it's never put off something til tomorrow that you can do today.

    You can never help someone permenantly by doing something for them that they could, and should, do for themselves.

    Be thy brother's brother, let him keep himself.

    Make love, not war.

    He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.

    The coward dies many deaths, but the valiant but once.

    Never give up, never give in, never quit, never stop, fight until you are dead, then fight some more.

    Make new friends and keep the old, one is silver and the other is gold.

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    • #47
      IM NOT A SUCCESS, IM A SENSATION

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      • #48
        my head is on loose.....but my shoes are tight........

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        • #49
          "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
          - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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          • #50
            "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
            - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

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            • #51
              "You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
              - Yogi Berra

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              • #52
                "The graveyards are full of indispensable men."
                - Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

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                • #53
                  "Behind every great fortune there is a crime."
                  - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

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                  • #54
                    "I am not young enough to know everything."
                    - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

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                    • #55
                      "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
                      - General George Patton (1885-1945)

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                      • #56
                        "I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it."
                        - Steven Wright

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                        • #57
                          "Vote early and vote often."
                          - Al Capone (1899-1947)

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                          • #58
                            "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
                            - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

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                            • #59
                              "You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
                              - Al Capone (1899-1947)

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                              • #60
                                "Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
                                - Plato (427-347 B.C.)

                                "Plato was a bore."
                                - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

                                "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
                                - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

                                "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
                                - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

                                "Hemingway was a jerk."
                                - Harold Robbins

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