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  • My mom Just called me

    Keep in mind, my mom has a thick asian accent

    "Hello?"

    "Hey.. its mom... do you have high blood pressure?"

    "Uhm.. no. Why?"

    "Because you are fat now."

    "..."

    "I think you need to take dietary supplements."

    "..."

    "Here, on my pay day I give you $100. You are too fat now, buy dietary supplements." >click<

    ..:(

    gee, thanks mom.

  • #2
    BUDDYBOY, that's the role of a mother. They can say whatever they want, whenever they want. Besides, wouldn't you be a little disappointed if she didn't care at all? Man, mothers are the greatest!

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    • #3
      ouch....at least she cares!

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      • #4
        what? thats awesome!! $100 buy your vitamins

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        • #5
          hahah, yeah, ouch, but hey, I'll use the bux to buy some eca and clen

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BuddyBoy
            hahah, yeah, ouch, but hey, I'll use the bux to buy some eca and clen
            If you do and she finds out she's gonna :spank: you!

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            • #7
              MrsP: haha, naw, my mom is like 58, and she loves ECA.
              It probably doesnt help that all the pics of me around the house are of me weighing 165-185

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              • #8
                LMAOOOOOOOO Bro that is too funny. Dont worry, all moms say this shit without even thinking it may hurt your feelings. LOL But its so funny the conversation went that fast. LOL Tell her to send you $100 more and you can buy some REAL NICE diuretics. LMAO PEACE! KIR

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                • #9
                  LOL..she is cool..all supplements are dietary..lol..mom is lookin out for ya cuz..she could have sugar coated it a little..PHONE

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                  • #10
                    that is hilarious similar thing happened to me the other day. My mom at Christmas Dinner saw me grab a soda, she says you dont need all that sugar! until she realizes it's sugar free then she says oh that one is ok. I say youre a fine one to preach healthy eating didnt I see you eating a french fry sandwich. Her response I am not the one that weighs 250lbs. Shock on my face! do you know how much money I spend on food and protein to weigh this much.

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